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Megan 🦑
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Megan 🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · Jan 26
we're almost there
an excerpt from the quoted article from The Onion reading "A butterface gazelle has way more in common with an uggo trout than it does with a sexy, coquettish antelope with haunches that don't quit." An excerpt from Gilles Deleuze's Spinoza: Practical Philosophy that reads "...there are greater differences between a plow horse and a draft horse and a racehorse than between an ox and a plow horse. This is because the racehorse and the plow horse do not have the same affects nor the same capacity for being affected; the plow horse has affects in common rather with the ox."
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emokohelet.bsky.social
should i get the surgery that gives you suction cups or am i concerned about upholding a cephalo-normative standard?
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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progesteronipizza.bsky.social
slipping my surgeon a $20 and showing them this pic
mini golf super tube
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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emokohelet.bsky.social
They're sniping your womb in the qrts
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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emokohelet.bsky.social
Et tu, shorty?
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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pipermintz.bsky.social
The vers sees themselves not as bottoms, but as temporarily embarrassed tops
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
codfish is an adjective meaning "resembling a codf"
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
the cold is so much colder up here <3
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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llkats.com
a few of my favorite snowy owl shots from yesterday in Chicago #birds 🪶
two snowy owls sit together on a concrete pier with blue-green water behind them and the shoreline in the far blurry distance. the owls are facing and looking to the left with their yellow eyes just barely open the same owls sit in the same position facing to the left, but the one on the left is looking backwards, making it appear it's gazing into the eyes of the owl on the right. the lefthand owl has more and darker black markings than the owl on the right. same owls facing left. the lefthand owl is looking towards the left again, but the righthand owl is crouched down a little and looking towards the camera same owls, both with their eyes shut tightly. the owl on the left looks absolutely content, and the one on the right almost looks like it's smiling
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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garbageganghq.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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zbeksinski.bsky.social
Untitled https://www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinski/untitled-651
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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francisbacon.bsky.social
Figure Writing Reflected in a mirror https://www.wikiart.org/en/francis-bacon/figure-writing-reflected-in-a-mirror-1976
Figure Writing Reflected in a mirror
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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zbeksinski.bsky.social
Untitled https://www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinski/untitled-99
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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tallbart.com
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
A Freestyle soda fountain.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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antlervel.vet
WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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progesteronipizza.bsky.social
FUCK OFFFF I HATE THAT THIS FITS
Milk shake
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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progesteronipizza.bsky.social
insane thrift store pull
do it for dale
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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vaporlight.bsky.social
the ancient egyptians invented a lot of things. surgery. monotheism. athleisure. they had adidas tracksuits. the three lines represented the two kingdoms of egypt and the light of Aten, state god of the solar disc. "adidas" is actually a gloss of the original name, "All Day I Declare Aten Supreme"
August 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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kokorobot.ca
Made a page on my website with instructions on how to disable AI features for a variety of services (mainly the ones I encounter at the moment, will append to the list as I go).

The list so far includes Github, Google Services, Firefox and DuckDuckGo.

kokorobot.ca/site/remove_...
Rek Bell — remove ai
kokorobot.ca
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
problematic poster gap
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the bridge of the USS Enterprise D (USS Ed) Data is sitting at his console station down left in that laid back chair. He looks animated with bright excited eyes and a slight smile and he's gesturing with his (androidey) hands. Closed caption reads, "Take my Worf, please."
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
full bush. pussy out. severed hand in hand.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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franciscogoya.bsky.social
The Milkmaid of Bordeaux https://www.wikiart.org/en/francisco-goya/the-milkmaid-of-bordeaux-1827
The Milkmaid of Bordeaux
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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francisbacon.bsky.social
Study after Velazquez's portrait of Pope Innocent X https://www.wikiart.org/en/francis-bacon/study-after-velazquezs-portrait-of-pope-innocent-x-1953
Study after Velazquez's portrait of Pope Innocent X
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
squinoza.bsky.social
less than 6 weeks before all my bones fall out
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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pipermintz.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM