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Laura
@emokohelet.bsky.social
Previously famed scriptural exegete
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Why do we bash the sons for the killing of the totemic father but we never question if the totemic father had bad vibes?
the scene where fred is stuck in the sand in fred the movie is a primal scene fantasy in the same way that the elevator scene in silent hill 2 is. not accepting questions.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
it's kind of a narcissistic thing to say but normalize breaking up with SOs who don't appreciate your super affectionate romantic gestures
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"I wonder if you did this for me in our mother's womb"
ok, i'm retiring from fiction for a while
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
would you still love me if i was an octopus.... lauractopus....
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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1v1 me on uno bro
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You have no swag, little schizo child
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
normalize peeing your pants a little bit, just a little
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Check this guy out
June 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Roger Ebert said audiences weren’t safe anymore cause of slashers, but he didn’t consider that I WANT to be stabbed
September 4, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You think Ben Affleck is a Jennifer chaser?
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Type of guy who listens to Lorna Shore but only while having sex
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i am to TSA agents what Hatsune Miku is to white people
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
stretching at the end of the day, another successful shift at the defending freud factory
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
tips on getting into Lacan:
1. read freud
2. read freud again
3. read freud again
4. read freud again
5. now read one of lacan's seminars
6. read freud again
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
if salo was produced nowadays, the director would be a gay man
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
my horny ass could not?????????????
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what?????
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Everyone shut up, they're playing Change
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Cooler went beast mode and sniped Goku's womb, I'm shaking
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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im the bean daddy
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
IM THE BEAN DADDY THIS TIME
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Every little boy wants a dragon
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh bliss of the tiny creature which remains/forever inside the womb that was it's shelter; joy of the gnat which, still within, leaps up/ even at its marriage: for everything is womb.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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theyfab theymab I’m a theyhab. my peg leg is made of whale bone. I want that whale dead and I love pronouns
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM