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"His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die."
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New book thread for 2026. First book of the year:
Phèdre by Jean Racine
KNICKS 8-0 IN THE POST PLAYERS ONLY MEETING ERA
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Knicks are now 7-0 in the post players only meeting era
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
She Karl on my Gorsch till I yaaah hoo hoo hooey
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The prophecy
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Isles sweep against the Rangers we love to see it
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
LGI!!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Ray Wise: They are Charlie Kirk.

David AR White, slamming a Bible: Finish it.

Ray Wise: What?

David AR White: Finish it, unless you’re trying to rewrite We Are Charlie Kirk too.
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I’m waiting for David AR White to call with the movie deal
January 27, 2026 at 10:04 AM
WE’RE SO BACK
January 27, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Movie idea: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen except it’s about Evangelical apologists and instead of Moriarty the villain is Bart Ehrman
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Having now watched all of the Halloween movies I can say with confidence that Friday the 13th really is the better series overall
January 24, 2026 at 9:58 PM
It really shouldn’t be surprising for me at this point but I’m just realizing for the first time because someone made a reference to these movies existing that I know the song “God’s Not Dead” essentially by heart
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by BearPascal
you think romans were like "STOP SAYING VI-VII, IT'S FUCKING ANIMA-ROT"
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It’s a movie that could never possibly live up to its title but it’s exactly what it says on the tin
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Oh sorry. Ahem. Chimarrão
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It’s kinda ridiculous how good mate is
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It’s just crazy that out of all of the fan bases I’m a part of the only ones that seem to be able to complain when their org is going in a bad direction without being absolute morons are Isles fans, and the Isles have more success than the others combined
January 21, 2026 at 12:10 PM
You would think the Mets had the history of the Yankees with the way Mets fans will complain about even good FO decisions that they don’t think are flashy enough
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Go Down, Moses by William Faulkner
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 AM
In better news, I really like soccer and am actively looking forward to watching more games and stuff so that’s been nice.
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It’s becoming difficult for me to be excited to watch a Knicks game, not because they’ve been playing horribly (which they have been), but because I know every game is gonna be accompanied by the most braindead, reactionary takes from some of the most toxic fans in sports.
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
SoroKING with his 27th career shutout
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The best bean is either the black bean or the chickpea
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
She just started talking about gateway beans
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM