Laura
@emokohelet.bsky.social
Previously famed scriptural exegete
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Laura
@emokohelet.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Why do we bash the sons for the killing of the totemic father but we never question if the totemic father had bad vibes?
Ok this was inspired
so horny that my face is turning blue:....would you drink me as a soup
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Ok this was inspired
All facts are fun, every fact is a miracle
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
All facts are fun, every fact is a miracle
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I push my fingers into my eyes
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
and it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works its way inside
and if the pain goes on
aaaaAAGHHHHGH
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
and it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works its way inside
and if the pain goes on
aaaaAAGHHHHGH
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Motherfuuuckaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Uh!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Motherfuuuckaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Uh!
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I push my fingers into my eyes
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
and it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works its way inside
and if the pain goes on
aaaaAAGHHHHGH
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
and it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works its way inside
and if the pain goes on
aaaaAAGHHHHGH
Making AMVs is only socially acceptable as a group activity imo
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Making AMVs is only socially acceptable as a group activity imo
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse IS nu metal cinema
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Resident Evil: Apocalypse IS nu metal cinema
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q: what's your name?
a: k-mart. it's where they found me
a: k-mart. it's where they found me
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
q: what's your name?
a: k-mart. it's where they found me
a: k-mart. it's where they found me
If I were a perfume and you had a few sprays left of me left in the bottle, would you empty it and replace it with another perfume or would you keep it there and preserve our friendship for years to come
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If I were a perfume and you had a few sprays left of me left in the bottle, would you empty it and replace it with another perfume or would you keep it there and preserve our friendship for years to come
Reposted by Laura
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reposted by Laura
Anne Hathaway from North Macedonia
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Anne Hathaway from North Macedonia
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save me estonian anne hathaway
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
save me estonian anne hathaway
Estonian Anne Hathaway save me, save me Estonian Anne Hathaway
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Estonian Anne Hathaway save me, save me Estonian Anne Hathaway
She's infected on a massive level?
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
She's infected on a massive level?
Why does Nemesis genuinely kinda rock in RE Apocalypse?
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why does Nemesis genuinely kinda rock in RE Apocalypse?
They're LEAVING Yuri to DIE in Racoon City!
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They're LEAVING Yuri to DIE in Racoon City!
You ARE Hatsune Miku!
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You ARE Hatsune Miku!
Forget sex positivity/negativity, we should qualify love positivity/negativity, like does being in love make you euphoric or does it make you melancholy?
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Forget sex positivity/negativity, we should qualify love positivity/negativity, like does being in love make you euphoric or does it make you melancholy?
there are some movies that are emotional support movies and you know what, you won't get why, you had to be there
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
there are some movies that are emotional support movies and you know what, you won't get why, you had to be there
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it's not skramz if it doesn't come from the skramz region of
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
it's not skramz if it doesn't come from the skramz region of
"Ease your tender hands off the abacus my dear, I will do it for you" was kinda crazy, what was I cooking with that
I got a degree in math so you don't have to. Ease your tender hands off the abacus my dear, I will do it for you
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Ease your tender hands off the abacus my dear, I will do it for you" was kinda crazy, what was I cooking with that
this is not a post that i ever thought i would be able to make but i think i need to get it out now. i'm only 50% italian. i'm sorry if i tricked any of you. i'm actually 20% polish. on my dad's side. 30% gay. on my mom's side.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
this is not a post that i ever thought i would be able to make but i think i need to get it out now. i'm only 50% italian. i'm sorry if i tricked any of you. i'm actually 20% polish. on my dad's side. 30% gay. on my mom's side.
mirror daily affirmations: you ARE Laura Dern
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
mirror daily affirmations: you ARE Laura Dern
my grandmother who i'm not out to has pivoted over the years from "he's so handsome" to "you are more beautiful than even your mother" and i am very amused by it
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
my grandmother who i'm not out to has pivoted over the years from "he's so handsome" to "you are more beautiful than even your mother" and i am very amused by it
sometimes i feel dysphoric about my ink sack
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
sometimes i feel dysphoric about my ink sack
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Guy who’s a little too into playing Shylock in the Merchant of Venice
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Guy who’s a little too into playing Shylock in the Merchant of Venice
wikihow how to adopt a koi fish
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
wikihow how to adopt a koi fish