Simone
@simonebatyochai.bsky.social
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Currently studying Bible, Hebrew and Rabbinic lit
https://simonereadstexts.substack.com/
Currently studying Bible, Hebrew and Rabbinic lit
https://simonereadstexts.substack.com/
teeing up my final paper on the Book of Job:
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
teeing up my final paper on the Book of Job:
Man I have incredible friends when I can say "I've been really interested in this stuff" and have someone just send me a copy of this as a birthday gift
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Man I have incredible friends when I can say "I've been really interested in this stuff" and have someone just send me a copy of this as a birthday gift
type of guy who finds out the race has been called from yeshiva world news
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
type of guy who finds out the race has been called from yeshiva world news
man I just remembered balam acab
insane nostalgia, remember when music was like, hey, here's a future that's fragile and both heavy and weightless at the same time
what happened to that vibe
insane nostalgia, remember when music was like, hey, here's a future that's fragile and both heavy and weightless at the same time
what happened to that vibe
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
man I just remembered balam acab
insane nostalgia, remember when music was like, hey, here's a future that's fragile and both heavy and weightless at the same time
what happened to that vibe
insane nostalgia, remember when music was like, hey, here's a future that's fragile and both heavy and weightless at the same time
what happened to that vibe
mythicist
they always are
they always are
crazy to pop on here briefly during a break from studying for my Hebrew and Aramaic exam to see someone calling people dogmatic and blinded by religious faith for believing that the Talmud wasn't written in the 8th C BCE but instead c. 1k years later
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
mythicist
they always are
they always are
crazy to pop on here briefly during a break from studying for my Hebrew and Aramaic exam to see someone calling people dogmatic and blinded by religious faith for believing that the Talmud wasn't written in the 8th C BCE but instead c. 1k years later
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
crazy to pop on here briefly during a break from studying for my Hebrew and Aramaic exam to see someone calling people dogmatic and blinded by religious faith for believing that the Talmud wasn't written in the 8th C BCE but instead c. 1k years later
this should be an excellent read
God, Slavery, and Early Christianity is out in the real world with @universitypress.cambridge.org!
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I have some extra, so retweet this by the end of Oct. 19 if you’re interested in receiving a copy!
Book info here: www.cambridge.org/core/books/g...
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
this should be an excellent read
I wrote a 5k word essay on Les Enfants du Paradis in less than 48 hrs drawing super heavily from Deleuze and Guattari because I knew the lecturer marking the paper had not read them, and would not read them, so I could justify anything I wrote by appealing to them. A-
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I wrote a 5k word essay on Les Enfants du Paradis in less than 48 hrs drawing super heavily from Deleuze and Guattari because I knew the lecturer marking the paper had not read them, and would not read them, so I could justify anything I wrote by appealing to them. A-
the trajectory from being one of the primary subjects of Rose's "The Shadow of Spirit" to twitter is quite something
September 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
the trajectory from being one of the primary subjects of Rose's "The Shadow of Spirit" to twitter is quite something
what's up I'm just adding paragraph numbers from the Schafer Synopse zur Hekhalot-Literatur to the translation of Sefer Hahekhalot/3 Enoch in the Charlesworth Pseudepigrapha vol
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
what's up I'm just adding paragraph numbers from the Schafer Synopse zur Hekhalot-Literatur to the translation of Sefer Hahekhalot/3 Enoch in the Charlesworth Pseudepigrapha vol
Aramaic is so cool
September 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Aramaic is so cool
ok new theory:
the "debate me" new athiest culture of the 9/11 ara was highly beneficial to both that crowd and particularly conservative evangelical Christians, and so those were their primary interlocutors, and that conditioned an entire generation...
the "debate me" new athiest culture of the 9/11 ara was highly beneficial to both that crowd and particularly conservative evangelical Christians, and so those were their primary interlocutors, and that conditioned an entire generation...
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ok new theory:
the "debate me" new athiest culture of the 9/11 ara was highly beneficial to both that crowd and particularly conservative evangelical Christians, and so those were their primary interlocutors, and that conditioned an entire generation...
the "debate me" new athiest culture of the 9/11 ara was highly beneficial to both that crowd and particularly conservative evangelical Christians, and so those were their primary interlocutors, and that conditioned an entire generation...
help, I need either a concordance to the Hekhalot Literature or a pdf of the Schafer Synopse which is keyword searchable
this is an emergency (I have realized something cool I might want to write a paper on which needs some intense lexography)
This is also very much serious and only 20% a joke
this is an emergency (I have realized something cool I might want to write a paper on which needs some intense lexography)
This is also very much serious and only 20% a joke
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
help, I need either a concordance to the Hekhalot Literature or a pdf of the Schafer Synopse which is keyword searchable
this is an emergency (I have realized something cool I might want to write a paper on which needs some intense lexography)
This is also very much serious and only 20% a joke
this is an emergency (I have realized something cool I might want to write a paper on which needs some intense lexography)
This is also very much serious and only 20% a joke
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I miss the good old days when lack of consensus reality was due to Kant's arguments about objectivity in the Critique of Pure Reason and not due to fascists successfully infiltrating 21st century tech consensus machines and useful idiot liberals cheerleading the process
September 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I miss the good old days when lack of consensus reality was due to Kant's arguments about objectivity in the Critique of Pure Reason and not due to fascists successfully infiltrating 21st century tech consensus machines and useful idiot liberals cheerleading the process
Slightly diminish a book from the Bible
in a needlessly contrarian voice:
Anniversaries
in a needlessly contrarian voice:
Anniversaries
Slightly diminish a book from the Bible
Internship
Internship
Slightly diminish a book
The Opening Acts of the Apostles
The Opening Acts of the Apostles
September 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Slightly diminish a book from the Bible
in a needlessly contrarian voice:
Anniversaries
in a needlessly contrarian voice:
Anniversaries
I find this pretty stunning (it's on his blog for the curious) as the information provided makes it pretty likely that a) this was Sheffield Phoenix, and b) they've learnt from the criticisms levelled at them last time, and the reviewers rejected the MS outright, no revisions could salvage it
I see that our friend Richard Carrier, PHD is keeping up with the zeitgeist by announcing that failing peer review is actually passing peer review if you take into account the fact that the reviewers failed to recognize his incredible, unsurpassed maverick genius, and that this is a scandal
September 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I find this pretty stunning (it's on his blog for the curious) as the information provided makes it pretty likely that a) this was Sheffield Phoenix, and b) they've learnt from the criticisms levelled at them last time, and the reviewers rejected the MS outright, no revisions could salvage it
building on this I think it's very doable, and that there's a pipleline here:
evangelical -> athiest -> biblical minimalist crypto-conspiracism -> crypto-gnostic/perennialist idealism -> jungian "cultural christianity" and/or just fascism
there are a lot of different off-ramps ofc bc this is real
evangelical -> athiest -> biblical minimalist crypto-conspiracism -> crypto-gnostic/perennialist idealism -> jungian "cultural christianity" and/or just fascism
there are a lot of different off-ramps ofc bc this is real
some religious studies person needs to do a study of the youtube economy of ex-vangelicals getting really into ultra-fringe biblical minimalist stuff and treating that in the same awed tones as some kind of liberatory/soteriological secret
September 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
building on this I think it's very doable, and that there's a pipleline here:
evangelical -> athiest -> biblical minimalist crypto-conspiracism -> crypto-gnostic/perennialist idealism -> jungian "cultural christianity" and/or just fascism
there are a lot of different off-ramps ofc bc this is real
evangelical -> athiest -> biblical minimalist crypto-conspiracism -> crypto-gnostic/perennialist idealism -> jungian "cultural christianity" and/or just fascism
there are a lot of different off-ramps ofc bc this is real
I see that our friend Richard Carrier, PHD is keeping up with the zeitgeist by announcing that failing peer review is actually passing peer review if you take into account the fact that the reviewers failed to recognize his incredible, unsurpassed maverick genius, and that this is a scandal
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I see that our friend Richard Carrier, PHD is keeping up with the zeitgeist by announcing that failing peer review is actually passing peer review if you take into account the fact that the reviewers failed to recognize his incredible, unsurpassed maverick genius, and that this is a scandal
it's crazy to me to think that this text, written down around 2000 years ago, was already ancient when it was written down
(Song of the Sea, 4Q14/4QexodC)
(Song of the Sea, 4Q14/4QexodC)
![detail of a fragment from 4Q14/4QexodC containing the Song of the Sea; at the top of the fragment you can read מי] כמוך באלי[ם (Ex 15:11)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t3cu66gypkh33s6dv7vytbt7/bafkreid6jb4twavil6du4r537vut3m7rpadxksoogqapz3zrmt3rqji5ma@jpeg)
September 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
it's crazy to me to think that this text, written down around 2000 years ago, was already ancient when it was written down
(Song of the Sea, 4Q14/4QexodC)
(Song of the Sea, 4Q14/4QexodC)
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Here's an owlet showing off his flexibility last week.🪶
September 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here's an owlet showing off his flexibility last week.🪶
I'm currently looking at irony in the bible, which a lot of people don't really thing about, and if I were teaching it the best intro, I think, would be to show the clip from Prince of Egypt where the writers place Ex 11:6 in the Mouth of Pharaoh, not G-d
August 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm currently looking at irony in the bible, which a lot of people don't really thing about, and if I were teaching it the best intro, I think, would be to show the clip from Prince of Egypt where the writers place Ex 11:6 in the Mouth of Pharaoh, not G-d
Ok I am very excited to read this paper:
Insanely glad to announce that "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale: The Social Theory of Biblical Literature" (with its spicy implications that 1) biblical studies does have social theory but 2) it's old as shit and we gotta refurbish it) is headed in to AABNER.
It has two basic points:
It has two basic points:
August 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ok I am very excited to read this paper:
When the essay on Job cites Benjamin's notes on Kafka, Assyrian and Hittite treaty documents, James Joyce, and Ugaritic poetry you can tell it's gonna be a doozy
August 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
When the essay on Job cites Benjamin's notes on Kafka, Assyrian and Hittite treaty documents, James Joyce, and Ugaritic poetry you can tell it's gonna be a doozy
some religious studies person needs to do a study of the youtube economy of ex-vangelicals getting really into ultra-fringe biblical minimalist stuff and treating that in the same awed tones as some kind of liberatory/soteriological secret
August 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
some religious studies person needs to do a study of the youtube economy of ex-vangelicals getting really into ultra-fringe biblical minimalist stuff and treating that in the same awed tones as some kind of liberatory/soteriological secret