Clodagh Corry
@springbeanwedge.bsky.social
Always on the lookout for a decent oat late. Intersectional feminist. Is known to have notions. My opinions only and not of my employer. She/her
Is 1am on a Sunday night too late to consider taking another day off work tomorrow? I really don't wanna wake up for work in the morning 😭
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is 1am on a Sunday night too late to consider taking another day off work tomorrow? I really don't wanna wake up for work in the morning 😭
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I ignorantly didn't know what all the fuss was about cos I genuinely liked the main song in the film until years after I first watched it I found out about the massive age gap (he was in his mid to late 30s at the time of filming and she was 18/19) and that weirded me tf out.
I'm sure this joke has been done before, but was reminded of this film and its star last night and was compelled to make this
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I ignorantly didn't know what all the fuss was about cos I genuinely liked the main song in the film until years after I first watched it I found out about the massive age gap (he was in his mid to late 30s at the time of filming and she was 18/19) and that weirded me tf out.
Checked into hotel, had spice bag for dinner and now watching the toy show on the telly. Honestly this is EXACTLY what I needed because it's been way too long since I had some me-time.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Checked into hotel, had spice bag for dinner and now watching the toy show on the telly. Honestly this is EXACTLY what I needed because it's been way too long since I had some me-time.
On a day like today (absolutely pissing) the cozy festive vibes of Maddens in Tralee are unmatched
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
On a day like today (absolutely pissing) the cozy festive vibes of Maddens in Tralee are unmatched
The only explanation for my Spotify wrapped is during waking hours I listen to mainly cmat and kneecap, but during sleeping hours I put on dreamy music to help me sleep. I know this would fuck up the algorithm but it is effective in helping me get rested unfortunately.
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The only explanation for my Spotify wrapped is during waking hours I listen to mainly cmat and kneecap, but during sleeping hours I put on dreamy music to help me sleep. I know this would fuck up the algorithm but it is effective in helping me get rested unfortunately.
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
I wonder if the inspiration behind choosing the name for Just Mustard (band) was from overhearing someone's hotdog order where the customer disliked all the other usual toppings apart from mustard of course.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I wonder if the inspiration behind choosing the name for Just Mustard (band) was from overhearing someone's hotdog order where the customer disliked all the other usual toppings apart from mustard of course.
It's that time of year again where businesses are putting together a box filled with no more than 3 mass produced cookies, a few chocolate coins, a handful of jellies and maybe a dry ass brownie for good measure and slapping a €20 price tag on it 😳
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It's that time of year again where businesses are putting together a box filled with no more than 3 mass produced cookies, a few chocolate coins, a handful of jellies and maybe a dry ass brownie for good measure and slapping a €20 price tag on it 😳
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Okay I don't really want to be giving this prick more attention but this is very funny. I want a nationwide manhunt. Cash rewards for information on his whereabouts. Burke posting videos from inside caves like he's Osama bin Laden
Gardaí have been unable to locate Enoch Burke after twice calling to his house yesterday to imprison him for contempt of court.
A High Court judge ordered the former teacher's return to prison on Tuesday.
jrnl.ie/6880578t
A High Court judge ordered the former teacher's return to prison on Tuesday.
jrnl.ie/6880578t
Gardaí can't find Enoch Burke after calling to his house to imprison him for contempt of court
Burke was ordered back to prison by the High Court on Tuesday.
jrnl.ie
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Okay I don't really want to be giving this prick more attention but this is very funny. I want a nationwide manhunt. Cash rewards for information on his whereabouts. Burke posting videos from inside caves like he's Osama bin Laden
Rumour has it that there's a chipper in Ennis that copied the viral Christmas dinner chip box from the chipper in Belfast so next time I'm at my mum's I'm gonna be stopping by to test this theory.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Rumour has it that there's a chipper in Ennis that copied the viral Christmas dinner chip box from the chipper in Belfast so next time I'm at my mum's I'm gonna be stopping by to test this theory.
Or the "be nice" and "be positive" types that even when you're going through something shite are quick to tell you need to stop being sad & you'll feel better. Bonus points if they say they're there for you anytime & the second you reach out they tell you they don't wanna hear it 🫠 why not be honest
The worst friends I've ever had in my life were the type of people who swear up and down that they're the most loyal person you'll ever meet, they'd move mountains for a friend, they'd fight anyone for a friend isn't that funny
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Or the "be nice" and "be positive" types that even when you're going through something shite are quick to tell you need to stop being sad & you'll feel better. Bonus points if they say they're there for you anytime & the second you reach out they tell you they don't wanna hear it 🫠 why not be honest
So I'm visiting my mum again this weekend, arrived in the door a while ago went to take a shower and despite the usual hum from the electric shower I was convinced there was a faint hum like a man singing sean-nós. I thought she had the radio on but nope, must be the shower fairies in Clare 🤭
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So I'm visiting my mum again this weekend, arrived in the door a while ago went to take a shower and despite the usual hum from the electric shower I was convinced there was a faint hum like a man singing sean-nós. I thought she had the radio on but nope, must be the shower fairies in Clare 🤭
This is on my to-visit list
Delicious Ukrainian borscht in Lucy's Café on Clanbrassil Street, plus Cherry Varenyky
www.lucy-pyrizhkypierogi.ie
www.lucy-pyrizhkypierogi.ie
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is on my to-visit list
I wish I could just go to sleep as it's late and I need to be up in the morning but something in my brain tells me it's not quite sleepy time yet. Stupid brain.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I wish I could just go to sleep as it's late and I need to be up in the morning but something in my brain tells me it's not quite sleepy time yet. Stupid brain.
I love when it's sunny outside yet the temperature is quite cool, perfect for going on a walk without getting sweaty especially when you can easily warm up if you walk fast enough.
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I love when it's sunny outside yet the temperature is quite cool, perfect for going on a walk without getting sweaty especially when you can easily warm up if you walk fast enough.
Up in IT today getting my work laptop upgraded to Windows 11 (🤢) and being the nosy I am could not stop myself from hijacking/contributing to a conversation between 2 IT guys discussing The Getaway game (it came out 20 years ago for PS2).
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Up in IT today getting my work laptop upgraded to Windows 11 (🤢) and being the nosy I am could not stop myself from hijacking/contributing to a conversation between 2 IT guys discussing The Getaway game (it came out 20 years ago for PS2).
Obsessed with these earrings
“Are you wearing the-“
“The poorly but enthusiastically sculpted Samhain turnip earrings I made a few years ago? Yeah, I am.”
“The poorly but enthusiastically sculpted Samhain turnip earrings I made a few years ago? Yeah, I am.”
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Obsessed with these earrings
Birthday lunch!
October 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Birthday lunch!
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hold on, sweetie. mom needs to take another solo
October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
hold on, sweetie. mom needs to take another solo
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I can't believe this is what Americans eat for Christmas, what the fuck
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I can't believe this is what Americans eat for Christmas, what the fuck
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AWS is down, post hog
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
AWS is down, post hog
I'm not even a fan of Halloween brac but I kinda want one this year, especially if the ring is included. It's the novelty more than anything I'd be excited for rather than a piece of metal.
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm not even a fan of Halloween brac but I kinda want one this year, especially if the ring is included. It's the novelty more than anything I'd be excited for rather than a piece of metal.
This is sadly very true
The first rule of economics is that monopolies are bad for everyone unless the monopoly is US-owned
in which case: accept it or else
in which case: accept it or else
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is sadly very true
Thinking of the video of CC doing the keepy-uppies and it reminds me of being a kid and spending hours outside by myself kicking a plastic cup champions ball against the stone wall of a shed, and doing keepy-uppies ofc. Looking back it was very therapeutic.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Thinking of the video of CC doing the keepy-uppies and it reminds me of being a kid and spending hours outside by myself kicking a plastic cup champions ball against the stone wall of a shed, and doing keepy-uppies ofc. Looking back it was very therapeutic.