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I have wanted the Eagles to win the Super Bowl ever since I saw the mayor of Philadelphia giving a press conference asking people not to climb light poles.
February 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have wanted the Eagles to win the Super Bowl ever since I saw the mayor of Philadelphia giving a press conference asking people not to climb light poles.
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Hi,
I’ve been a software developer for 30 years, including in very large IT projects.
Everything about “DOGE” and a bunch of Hitlerjugend walking into a data center and optimizing a code base and data grown over 70 years in a few days is complete bullshit on its nose.
Sincerely,
Thomas
I’ve been a software developer for 30 years, including in very large IT projects.
Everything about “DOGE” and a bunch of Hitlerjugend walking into a data center and optimizing a code base and data grown over 70 years in a few days is complete bullshit on its nose.
Sincerely,
Thomas
February 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hi,
I’ve been a software developer for 30 years, including in very large IT projects.
Everything about “DOGE” and a bunch of Hitlerjugend walking into a data center and optimizing a code base and data grown over 70 years in a few days is complete bullshit on its nose.
Sincerely,
Thomas
I’ve been a software developer for 30 years, including in very large IT projects.
Everything about “DOGE” and a bunch of Hitlerjugend walking into a data center and optimizing a code base and data grown over 70 years in a few days is complete bullshit on its nose.
Sincerely,
Thomas
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Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
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To be clear, I 100% believe that the primary barrier to Elon Musk gaining control of the Treasury payments system is COBOL
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
To be clear, I 100% believe that the primary barrier to Elon Musk gaining control of the Treasury payments system is COBOL
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
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there's an entire genre of youtube video that's people giving their cats fake roller coaster rides and i just think we as a species may have peaked
January 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
there's an entire genre of youtube video that's people giving their cats fake roller coaster rides and i just think we as a species may have peaked
One time I told a friend of mine the plot to the movie Face Off and she didn’t believe me. I had to convince her it was a real movie where they had their faces surgically removed and swapped. Honestly a completely reasonable reaction.
January 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
One time I told a friend of mine the plot to the movie Face Off and she didn’t believe me. I had to convince her it was a real movie where they had their faces surgically removed and swapped. Honestly a completely reasonable reaction.
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
I started playing Cities Skylines again which means that for a solid two weeks it’s going to be all I think about and then I won’t touch it again for another year
January 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I started playing Cities Skylines again which means that for a solid two weeks it’s going to be all I think about and then I won’t touch it again for another year
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Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊
January 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊
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Activists responded by flooding the email DEIAtruth@opm.gov with creative distractions: submitting entire movie scripts like “The Bee Movie” and “Space Balls,” sharing crude jokes from “The Simpsons,” signing it up for porn subscriptions, LinkedIn spam, and even memberships in the Satanic Temple.
January 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Activists responded by flooding the email DEIAtruth@opm.gov with creative distractions: submitting entire movie scripts like “The Bee Movie” and “Space Balls,” sharing crude jokes from “The Simpsons,” signing it up for porn subscriptions, LinkedIn spam, and even memberships in the Satanic Temple.
Imagine my disappointment at finding out that Stargate is trending because of some AI tech-bro bullshit and not a renewed interest in the classic sci fi series
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Imagine my disappointment at finding out that Stargate is trending because of some AI tech-bro bullshit and not a renewed interest in the classic sci fi series
Trying to cut back on my social media usage has made me realize the number one reason I don’t finish projects is because I’m on that damn phone
January 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trying to cut back on my social media usage has made me realize the number one reason I don’t finish projects is because I’m on that damn phone
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For Booksky 📚
❌ Goodreads: owned by Amazon.
✅ StoryGraph: black woman-owned, inclusive, has mood based recommendations!
❌ Audible: owned by Amazon.
✅ Libro.fm: supports local books stores.
❌ Goodreads: owned by Amazon.
✅ StoryGraph: black woman-owned, inclusive, has mood based recommendations!
❌ Audible: owned by Amazon.
✅ Libro.fm: supports local books stores.
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
For Booksky 📚
❌ Goodreads: owned by Amazon.
✅ StoryGraph: black woman-owned, inclusive, has mood based recommendations!
❌ Audible: owned by Amazon.
✅ Libro.fm: supports local books stores.
❌ Goodreads: owned by Amazon.
✅ StoryGraph: black woman-owned, inclusive, has mood based recommendations!
❌ Audible: owned by Amazon.
✅ Libro.fm: supports local books stores.
TikTok going dark and then coming back online with a message thanking President Trump is…icky, right? Feels icky.
January 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
TikTok going dark and then coming back online with a message thanking President Trump is…icky, right? Feels icky.
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Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
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Burying your face in your cats fur is self care
December 7, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Burying your face in your cats fur is self care
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making an indiana jones game first person is insane, because a big part of the appeal of indiana jones is looking at harrison ford shirtless with a whip
December 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
making an indiana jones game first person is insane, because a big part of the appeal of indiana jones is looking at harrison ford shirtless with a whip
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sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
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lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
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It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.