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To be clear, I 100% believe that the primary barrier to Elon Musk gaining control of the Treasury payments system is COBOL
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My city somehow has a traffic flow of 94% and it’s honestly one of my proudest achievements.
January 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Yep, that’s a Buckley Carlson if I’ve ever seen one
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Activists responded by flooding the email DEIAtruth@opm.gov with creative distractions: submitting entire movie scripts like “The Bee Movie” and “Space Balls,” sharing crude jokes from “The Simpsons,” signing it up for porn subscriptions, LinkedIn spam, and even memberships in the Satanic Temple.
January 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mine is fueled by Celsius and imposter syndrome but to each their own.
January 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM