If you do something on Christmas two years in a row, does that make it a tradition?
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you do something on Christmas two years in a row, does that make it a tradition?
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I hope you all enjoyed your celebration last night.
We spent ours in the traditional way; disguised as thematically appropriate ghosts, terrorizing the wealthy.
We spent ours in the traditional way; disguised as thematically appropriate ghosts, terrorizing the wealthy.
two muppets are chained to each other and one is laughing
Alt: Statler and Waldorf, two elderly muppets, are draped in chains, doing a spooky dance
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December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope you all enjoyed your celebration last night.
We spent ours in the traditional way; disguised as thematically appropriate ghosts, terrorizing the wealthy.
We spent ours in the traditional way; disguised as thematically appropriate ghosts, terrorizing the wealthy.
New couch! I can finally use my living room now lol
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
New couch! I can finally use my living room now lol
I just got an amazon delivery addressed to me with no sender information. Inside was this Wheel of Fortune board game. I'm so confused 😭😂
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I just got an amazon delivery addressed to me with no sender information. Inside was this Wheel of Fortune board game. I'm so confused 😭😂
So I started playing The Seance of Blake Manor, and this might sound weird, but it really reminds me of Paradise Killer so far. Just 1800's Ireland instead of vaporwave hell
December 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
So I started playing The Seance of Blake Manor, and this might sound weird, but it really reminds me of Paradise Killer so far. Just 1800's Ireland instead of vaporwave hell
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the subject of the Tweet of All Time
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the subject of the Tweet of All Time
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torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
Coming out scene written by a straight woman who has only heard about gay people from Modern Family
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Coming out scene written by a straight woman who has only heard about gay people from Modern Family
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December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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RIP barbz. you had a good run (jk no you didn’t)
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
RIP barbz. you had a good run (jk no you didn’t)
Mariah Carey is a Lich, and "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the incantation she uses to siphon off life energy of retail employees.
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Mariah Carey is a Lich, and "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the incantation she uses to siphon off life energy of retail employees.
Excited for it to be january 😌
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Excited for it to be january 😌
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Zuko saw our neighbor cat through his sitting window, and now he's so very upset! How dare mama let another cat exist
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Zuko saw our neighbor cat through his sitting window, and now he's so very upset! How dare mama let another cat exist
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
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Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Car's fucked, so we've been needing to order groceries via delivery apps recently. Our grocery store app didnt have any delivery timeslots for today, so i had to use uber.
Driver that picked it up is an old dude with one of the lowest ratings ive seen. Pray 4 us lol
Driver that picked it up is an old dude with one of the lowest ratings ive seen. Pray 4 us lol
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Car's fucked, so we've been needing to order groceries via delivery apps recently. Our grocery store app didnt have any delivery timeslots for today, so i had to use uber.
Driver that picked it up is an old dude with one of the lowest ratings ive seen. Pray 4 us lol
Driver that picked it up is an old dude with one of the lowest ratings ive seen. Pray 4 us lol
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Do not download Hogwarts Legacy on the Epic Games Store. I do not care if it’s free.
Slungus
Slungus
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do not download Hogwarts Legacy on the Epic Games Store. I do not care if it’s free.
Slungus
Slungus
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It's International Scream and Scream Until Your Throat is Raw Day, happy screaming to all who celebrate!
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's International Scream and Scream Until Your Throat is Raw Day, happy screaming to all who celebrate!
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
The Princess Bride has always been one of my favorite movies. Heartbreaking.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The Princess Bride has always been one of my favorite movies. Heartbreaking.
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I don't want the news anymore.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don't want the news anymore.
Realizing that I’m losing interest in the book I’m reading coz I do not like war plotlines in books lol
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Realizing that I’m losing interest in the book I’m reading coz I do not like war plotlines in books lol