Spitzka
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And what do you call this hole?
We call it…The Pit
What is that thing in the pit?
We call it….The Creature
We call it…The Pit
What is that thing in the pit?
We call it….The Creature
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man is going into the public domain on January 1st in case anyone wants to make a horror film about an adorably drunk couple and their dog chasing, like, a killer clown or something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man is going into the public domain on January 1st in case anyone wants to make a horror film about an adorably drunk couple and their dog chasing, like, a killer clown or something.
@andrewbucholtz.bsky.social see what you are missing being down south!
This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@andrewbucholtz.bsky.social see what you are missing being down south!
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Oooh ESPN has a replay of the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship.
Also, ads for generic viagra.
Also, ads for generic viagra.
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oooh ESPN has a replay of the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship.
Also, ads for generic viagra.
Also, ads for generic viagra.
It's amazing that BC couldn't extend any of its lass view possessions to kill more of the clock and secure the win
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's amazing that BC couldn't extend any of its lass view possessions to kill more of the clock and secure the win
It's surprising when you look at history, how much urine was used in everyday life.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's surprising when you look at history, how much urine was used in everyday life.
This is different from the adult content stuff on the moderation page.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is different from the adult content stuff on the moderation page.
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Journalists, sci-commers, historians, there are still SO many using it - even people who work in, or claim to support, equality and diversity work, feminism, and all the lovely other wokery (woke is good). Organisations addicted to bullshit KPIs. Individuals addicted to Likes. What are you DOING.
Being on X enables Musk and Musk enables the far right. There is no longer any excuse to be there and people need to leave.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Journalists, sci-commers, historians, there are still SO many using it - even people who work in, or claim to support, equality and diversity work, feminism, and all the lovely other wokery (woke is good). Organisations addicted to bullshit KPIs. Individuals addicted to Likes. What are you DOING.
Remember you’re now free to use any coca-cola companies images because they okayed the theft of intellectual properties and copyright
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Remember you’re now free to use any coca-cola companies images because they okayed the theft of intellectual properties and copyright
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Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week
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One of the great sports stories of the year is India vs. South Africa for the Women's Cricket World Cup final.
It's on now. South Africa needs a record 299 to win it, so India's team, which has struggled against horrid misogyny for decades, is on the verge of a historic victory for women's sports.
It's on now. South Africa needs a record 299 to win it, so India's team, which has struggled against horrid misogyny for decades, is on the verge of a historic victory for women's sports.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
One of the great sports stories of the year is India vs. South Africa for the Women's Cricket World Cup final.
It's on now. South Africa needs a record 299 to win it, so India's team, which has struggled against horrid misogyny for decades, is on the verge of a historic victory for women's sports.
It's on now. South Africa needs a record 299 to win it, so India's team, which has struggled against horrid misogyny for decades, is on the verge of a historic victory for women's sports.
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Just sharing this cartoon made by Niels again.
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just sharing this cartoon made by Niels again.
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
Shieldwalls are awesome.
Regularly check in with loved ones to make sure they're perhaps in need of a shieldwall.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
And now everyone in the rest of Canada can go back to hating Toronto.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
And now everyone in the rest of Canada can go back to hating Toronto.
Here is my highly researched prediction for tonight’s baseball game.
The team that scores the most points will not only win the game, but also the World Series.
The team that scores the most points will not only win the game, but also the World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Here is my highly researched prediction for tonight’s baseball game.
The team that scores the most points will not only win the game, but also the World Series.
The team that scores the most points will not only win the game, but also the World Series.
A local cultist is found hanging from a Church Steeple. Suspicion falls on a Midsomer Innsmouth’s bulging eyed fisherman, angry that a proposed sacrifice might upset Father Dagon.
There really needs to be a Midsomer Murders Call of Cthulhu crossover.
The only real difference between Arkham County and Midsomer County is a lack of fish people.
The only real difference between Arkham County and Midsomer County is a lack of fish people.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A local cultist is found hanging from a Church Steeple. Suspicion falls on a Midsomer Innsmouth’s bulging eyed fisherman, angry that a proposed sacrifice might upset Father Dagon.
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Updated thread on The Lost King film:
I’m digging over old ground but I have to challenge Steve Coogan's line. He claims it’s all true (as has Philippa Langley): Langley will be celebrated for her achievement, Richard Taylor & his personal gripes will be forgotten
So what’s the real story? 1/15
I’m digging over old ground but I have to challenge Steve Coogan's line. He claims it’s all true (as has Philippa Langley): Langley will be celebrated for her achievement, Richard Taylor & his personal gripes will be forgotten
So what’s the real story? 1/15
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Updated thread on The Lost King film:
I’m digging over old ground but I have to challenge Steve Coogan's line. He claims it’s all true (as has Philippa Langley): Langley will be celebrated for her achievement, Richard Taylor & his personal gripes will be forgotten
So what’s the real story? 1/15
I’m digging over old ground but I have to challenge Steve Coogan's line. He claims it’s all true (as has Philippa Langley): Langley will be celebrated for her achievement, Richard Taylor & his personal gripes will be forgotten
So what’s the real story? 1/15
That time gravity was turned off during a BCLions football game in 1954.
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That time gravity was turned off during a BCLions football game in 1954.
Gotta think there will be lots of early trick or treaters tomorrow. Got to get in the candy before the ball game.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Gotta think there will be lots of early trick or treaters tomorrow. Got to get in the candy before the ball game.
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October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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The Simpsons predict everything.
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Simpsons predict everything.
How about a story not of some soldier/cop revenge story against some villain and instead a revenge story against the solider/cop who killed the guy who killed their family?
Sure, my brother killed your entire family, but you killed 25 people in revenge. Now it is my turn!
Sure, my brother killed your entire family, but you killed 25 people in revenge. Now it is my turn!
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How about a story not of some soldier/cop revenge story against some villain and instead a revenge story against the solider/cop who killed the guy who killed their family?
Sure, my brother killed your entire family, but you killed 25 people in revenge. Now it is my turn!
Sure, my brother killed your entire family, but you killed 25 people in revenge. Now it is my turn!