SpiralBloke
spiralbloke.bsky.social
SpiralBloke
@spiralbloke.bsky.social
Obsessed with board games, Blood on the Clocktower and Jet Lag: The Game.

Scottish lefty. Trans rights are human rights.
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I have no shame or hesitation in saying that I'm glad this man is dead, and the world is a better place without him.
Dick Cheney, George W. Bush’s vice president, dead at 84
Dick Cheney has died at the age of 84, his family said in a statement
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Show us the last 4 albums you listened to
October 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Fucking hell, God Save the King is a dirge.
June 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have come to the conclusion that cocktails are intentionally named in ways intended to cause mirth and embarrassment when ordering.

"What would you like?" says the waitress, a good five years younger than me.

"Can I get a Blowjob?" says I, the gormless rube that has fallen for their trap.
June 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't read often, but when I do, it's Bill Bryson books. I try not to laugh out loud in public out of principle, but that man has a way with words that breaks me down every page.
June 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Time to clarify something. When authors say “Unbound haven’t paid me” that makes it sound like Unbound had some money, which they used to buy authors’ writing.

Unbound had no money. The authors did: we had raised that money. They were holding it in trust.

Unbound stole our money.
June 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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These past few years I've been dreading the month of June because that's when right-wingers carry out their most brazen attacks on trans people
We knew it was coming, but it looks like the attacks on our community during Pride have begun.
June 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Wooooow.

Unbound/Boundless didn't have enough cash to pay their authors, but they did have enough to throw thousands at a Tory's leadership campaign.
I spotted it around the time on the Commons register of interest.

Here’s the archive publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregm...

And extrapolated from
June 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I cannot express how fucked up this is. Unbound/Boundless have scammed hundreds of creatives and tens of thousands of fans out of hundreds of thousands of pounds. It's absolutely despicable.
I discovered yesterday, in a mass email sent at 3am, that I will not be receiving the roughly £40,000 that my publisher Unbound/Boundless owes me for pre-order sales of The Paradox Paradox. The payment for five years of work, gone.

#unboundless
Authors published by the crowdfunding publisher Unbound will not receive historic royalty payments for sales of their books, unless Boundless, the new publisher founded following Unbound going into administration, "survives and thrives" 👇 #BookSky
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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So, I think it's time I begin, in detailed specifics, talking about the mess that is Unbound / Boundless as a book publisher, in essence stealing most of a years royalties from me and many other authors, as a result of poor financial decisions, and legal BS.

Please read and share this thread.
May 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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They’d still beat United under Amorim
Well, that's another day nearly over, gang. Just enough time left to quickly check in on the AI takeover we're sacrificing our actual planet to fuel.
May 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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This is my favorite Chalamet
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
God, I fucking love music
April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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This Yougov survey contains an important finding: people who rely heavily on ChatGPT rate it as being "good" at tasks that we ABSOLUTELY know for sure it is very bad at

imo, this is a strong piece of evidence these heavy users simply do not ever check outputs

yougov.co.uk/technology/a...
April 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Who needs freedom of speech when they can get you for thought crime. They’re gonna come for everyone now.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US judge rules Mahmoud Khalil can be deported for his views
White House has claimed that Khalil’s ‘beliefs and associations’ are counter to US foreign policy interests
www.theguardian.com
April 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again
April 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit.

And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.
March 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Go fash lose cash
What's the phrase the nutjob MAGA crowd like to use? Go woke, go broke? Ha.
March 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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now why the hell would this exist, targeted directly at me, in this economy
March 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"Who is out here achieving what I do on a regular basis, no-one, that's who" - Matthew Delisi
March 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Zelenskyy has really raised the credibility of comedians, but also given the world a wildly misleading bar for what most of us are capable of.
A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that
February 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM