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A blue heart in a red state, but trying to register more of us! Usually hiking in the woods.
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There has never been a more French police officer in the history of either France or the police
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well, if anyone knows about "very small" and "whacked out," it's this man.
Trump on No Kings: "It's a joke. I looked at the people. They are not representative of this country. And I looked at all the brand new signs I guess paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. We're checking it out. The demonstrations were very small. And the people were whacked out."
October 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm in, y'all. Just give me a date. Or set of dates.

#generalstrike
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Perfectly said
He seems to have literally gone mad with power, thinking he can just bluster the country into some kind of Fourth Reich with the power of screechy Twitter posts written with all the forced bombast that an insecure dweeb imagining himself as Goebbels can muster.
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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DHS has never gotten much respect in law enforcement and intelligence communities (in the latter it was basically second to last in the pecking order). Now it’s suddenly flush with cash and high priority and I think it’s very much botching the opportunity at every turn.
ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.
ICE says I cause assaults on ICE by reciting facts about ICE’s recent shooting but refuses to link to the thread. Only posting a picture. ICE lies and ICE hides. You can read the facts for yourselves
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Under 31 U.S. Code § 5112, in the subsection governing design of coins, there is a clause: “...no portrait of a living person may be included in the design of any coin issued under this subsection.”
Treasury Plans to Mint $1 Commemorative Trump Coin
www.nytimes.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Keep our lawmakers accountable. Give them a call and ask them to do their jobs. Find them here www.ohiohouse.gov and here www.ohiosenate.gov/members/dist...
October 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
WOOOOOOOOOO
THE GUARDIANS HAVE MADE HISTORY‼️

Cleveland completes the largest divisional comeback ever, rallying back from a 15.5 game deficit to win the AL Central.
September 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Remember this shit next time some russian trolls tells you "dEmOcRaTs dOn'T eVeN cArE wHy dOn'T tHeY dO mOrE"
Lander does this shit when he's not even running for anything. The realest possible one
Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc
September 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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So @wsj.com has not been so truthful or kind to civil servants or HHS lately.

We found this oldie, clearly with amazing graphics. Save the graphics while you can. graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d...

Data from www.tycho.pitt.edu.
September 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Precisely: our opponents are nightmare people, absolute horrors in every way, who you would not trust with a small loan or your teenage daughter. And yet we cannot really attack them on these abhorrent qualities because it’s become a political truism that “deplorables” lost Clinton the election.
In absolute earnest, I think terror of “elitism” has put a powerful vocabulary for describing what’s going on here out of play. These people are vulgar, thuggish, unsophisticated, crass, unschooled, unreflective. They are low in a sense that has nothing to do with income, & it’s fine to say so.
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Confirmed this is a real tweet.

These idiots are in charge of our nukes. We're all gonna die, aren't we? The stupidity is palpable. I cannot believe that this department was better managed under Rick Perry, yet these smooth-brained fuckwits make me long for those days.
Couldn’t have said it better myself…
September 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Surprised I don't see people saying that Trump has Epstein Derangement Syndrome, or "EDs"
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@adamkinzinger.substack.com can you get your GOP buddies to give a shit about this? This is an act of treason.
The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.

In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
📌Can somebody tell me why this kind of unhinged, fascist derangement from the President of the United States isn't on the front page of every paper in America, followed by a call for him to resign?
This grotesque nonsense has been normalized long enough.
September 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Been wondering this for a LONG time. His posts are completely unhinged. He's like a 13 year old on Vent. What the fuck are we even doing.
📌Can somebody tell me why this kind of unhinged, fascist derangement from the President of the United States isn't on the front page of every paper in America, followed by a call for him to resign?
This grotesque nonsense has been normalized long enough.
September 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The actual fuck
📌Can somebody tell me why this kind of unhinged, fascist derangement from the President of the United States isn't on the front page of every paper in America, followed by a call for him to resign?
This grotesque nonsense has been normalized long enough.
September 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
No, no no. The US Open can get fucked if they think kissing Trump's rotting ass is the way to go.
More news breaking at Bounces about Donald Trump's visit to the US Open men's final.

The US Open has sent an email to broadcasters, obtained by Bounces, ordering them to censor any reactions or protests from the crowd to Trump's appearance.

Read more here:

www.benrothenberg.com/p/us-open-do...
U.S. Open Orders Broadcasters to Censor Reactions to Trump
An email obtained by Bounces includes instructions from the U.S. Open on supporting Trump's planned stagecraft during the National Anthem.
www.benrothenberg.com
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sleep tight, Donald, and may the morning give the world cause for celebration.
Grandpa’s heading to bed early tonight. What’s going on?
September 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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If you played me this clip of a Georgia congressman named "Buddy Carter" talking with this accent, I would've called you a hack filmmaker.
REP. BUDDY CARTER: We want to make sure that children are protected from trans and that we keep men out of girls' locker rooms

REP. WESLEY BELL: So we're going back to attacking trans folks ... let's talk about what's actually happening here
August 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hell yes!! Love to see it! Sehe ich gerne!
August 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
August 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM