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Sam "ProXy" Kolins
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i liked the part where I said "IT'S PROXIN' TIME" and ProX'd everywhere on Bluesky
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November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Pete's Classic House
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok

GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation

MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with etc
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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these are roe deer by the way
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I made you a flowchart:

www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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*taps mic*

If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!!

It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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guys it's not fucking funny. it's not funny ok it's not funny to say that trump was sucking on bill's clitton and it trickled down some economics in his throat. c'mon guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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dude i love cats. look at this
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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imagine that
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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bro i bet willy wonka's emails were CRAZY
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Soon, we'll oversee a budget of more than $100 billion — and every dollar will reflect our commitment to working New Yorkers and delivering universal childcare. Good thing some little New Yorkers gave me a counting lesson today!
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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As the article notes, the ticks that cause alpha-gal are spreading to new areas thanks to climate change
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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the idea is that moral clarity or certainty is somehow dangerous. of course, everyone who argues this is also morally certain, just about different things. this is just a way of devolving the debate into abstraction.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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*biting through my hand* soo happy for you man
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM