spawnofthejudge
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I saw someone compare the latest Sears ad in VA to the “I am not a witch” ad from some years back and the fact that it made me think about it is probably bad for her.
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Could programmers from the 80's understand today's code?

Could todays programmers understand code from the 80's?

My brother, I don't understand my own code from last week. Every line I write is a bespoke bit of spontaneous genius that even I am incapable of deciphering mere days after writing it.
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I AM HAVING AN EXCELLENT DAY
July 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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🚨 MONTREAL WINS IT IN FOURTH OVERTIME 🚨

THE LONGEST GAME IN LEAGUE HISTORY ENDS WITH THE VICTOIRE'S FIRST EVER PLAYOFF WIN 🤯
May 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Regifting because you don’t want to buy something new: 😒

Regifting because there’s too much ceap in your house: 😊
May 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good morning specifically to my favorite Winnipeg Jets fan. I hope you can sleep in today.
May 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Omg. This makes so much sense.
April 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇

Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
April 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I, too, see the hand of American interests in the protests
Morning Bluesky.

Russia is pushing the idea that the extraordinarily successful Hands Off protests yesterday were organised by the ‘Deep State’ to bring about a ‘Colour Revolution’ in America like the one that overthrew the Putin puppet in Ukraine in 2004.

Expect Trump to echo.
April 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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they should give indirects in the box for most handballs and fouls too. theyre so much cooler than pens.
April 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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i feel like im watching my 11 yr old nephew play civ on the hardest difficulty setting
April 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Sending strength and courage to all the couches in Greenland today, for no particular reason.
March 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
One of the best things about Bluesky finally taking off is that the original tweet genre of silly one off joke is back with a vengeance.
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM