Sparky, but with horny~
@sparkysatyrad.bsky.social
Heya! I’m Sparky, a very lewd, vorny, and generally kinky Jolty! I’m 24, be 18+, or I will revoke rights to kneecaps.
Pinned
I’ll pin this here for posterity, and so folks can get a good look at me~
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Update!
Thats aloooot of cake so far. Surely they deserve more! >:3c
Thats aloooot of cake so far. Surely they deserve more! >:3c
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Update!
Thats aloooot of cake so far. Surely they deserve more! >:3c
Thats aloooot of cake so far. Surely they deserve more! >:3c
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retweet if you ❤️LOVE❤️ fat guys😍
October 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
retweet if you ❤️LOVE❤️ fat guys😍
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Share and help everyone know about this!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Share and help everyone know about this!!
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We really gotta be focusing more attention on looking out for each other with the way the government keeps repeatesly signaling that they really just don't give a single solitary shit about us. Especially those of us who exist as marginalized people.
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We really gotta be focusing more attention on looking out for each other with the way the government keeps repeatesly signaling that they really just don't give a single solitary shit about us. Especially those of us who exist as marginalized people.
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Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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✨RAFFLE TIME BITCHES✨
HERE'S HOW IT'LL WORK:
1. COMMENT AND REPOST
2. MAKE SURE YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME and @rabidraccoon.bsky.social, THE MOST WONDERFUL GOOB WHO OFFERED TO DO THIS FOR YOU ALL
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Drawing will be done the day before OCT 30TH, and the winner will get to pick A, B, OR C!
HERE'S HOW IT'LL WORK:
1. COMMENT AND REPOST
2. MAKE SURE YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME and @rabidraccoon.bsky.social, THE MOST WONDERFUL GOOB WHO OFFERED TO DO THIS FOR YOU ALL
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Drawing will be done the day before OCT 30TH, and the winner will get to pick A, B, OR C!
October 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
✨RAFFLE TIME BITCHES✨
HERE'S HOW IT'LL WORK:
1. COMMENT AND REPOST
2. MAKE SURE YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME and @rabidraccoon.bsky.social, THE MOST WONDERFUL GOOB WHO OFFERED TO DO THIS FOR YOU ALL
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Drawing will be done the day before OCT 30TH, and the winner will get to pick A, B, OR C!
HERE'S HOW IT'LL WORK:
1. COMMENT AND REPOST
2. MAKE SURE YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME and @rabidraccoon.bsky.social, THE MOST WONDERFUL GOOB WHO OFFERED TO DO THIS FOR YOU ALL
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Drawing will be done the day before OCT 30TH, and the winner will get to pick A, B, OR C!
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Formlock Post!
I will become a ToyChu clone~ :3
Hope it will not be too long (please?) 🧡
Like = +12h
Repost = +2 days
Comment = +5 days
Will be counted by now for 96h!
Icon by @zedsqueaks.bsky.social
ToyChu is @toychu.toy.tf
I will become a ToyChu clone~ :3
Hope it will not be too long (please?) 🧡
Like = +12h
Repost = +2 days
Comment = +5 days
Will be counted by now for 96h!
Icon by @zedsqueaks.bsky.social
ToyChu is @toychu.toy.tf
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Formlock Post!
I will become a ToyChu clone~ :3
Hope it will not be too long (please?) 🧡
Like = +12h
Repost = +2 days
Comment = +5 days
Will be counted by now for 96h!
Icon by @zedsqueaks.bsky.social
ToyChu is @toychu.toy.tf
I will become a ToyChu clone~ :3
Hope it will not be too long (please?) 🧡
Like = +12h
Repost = +2 days
Comment = +5 days
Will be counted by now for 96h!
Icon by @zedsqueaks.bsky.social
ToyChu is @toychu.toy.tf
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“So you’re saying we should bully companies that use AI?”
“Yes absolutely.”
“Yes absolutely.”
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“So you’re saying we should bully companies that use AI?”
“Yes absolutely.”
“Yes absolutely.”
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Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
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Artists of all types, queer folk and many others flocked to Bluesky because your competitor molded over with nazies and tech bros. You have righties who largely refuse to engage here simply because of block features that work.
Imagine what will happen to your coffers if we all left at once.
Imagine what will happen to your coffers if we all left at once.
Are you paying us? Where?
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Artists of all types, queer folk and many others flocked to Bluesky because your competitor molded over with nazies and tech bros. You have righties who largely refuse to engage here simply because of block features that work.
Imagine what will happen to your coffers if we all left at once.
Imagine what will happen to your coffers if we all left at once.
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Reskeet if breedable
September 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Reskeet if breedable
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I redact my earlier commitment to being willing to pay for more/better features in exchange for a more stable platform
October 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I redact my earlier commitment to being willing to pay for more/better features in exchange for a more stable platform
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Paypros are still throwing their weight around. Now's a good time to pick up yelling at them again!
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Paypros are still throwing their weight around. Now's a good time to pick up yelling at them again!
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CBS, ABC and Disney should get the full treatment Target got. They are anti-FreeSpeech & openly pro-Fascist.
Boycott them.
Destroy their bottom line.
See how long they can survive just MAGA viewership.
Time to put your money where your love of the Constitution is.
Do. Not. Support. Them.
Boycott them.
Destroy their bottom line.
See how long they can survive just MAGA viewership.
Time to put your money where your love of the Constitution is.
Do. Not. Support. Them.
September 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
CBS, ABC and Disney should get the full treatment Target got. They are anti-FreeSpeech & openly pro-Fascist.
Boycott them.
Destroy their bottom line.
See how long they can survive just MAGA viewership.
Time to put your money where your love of the Constitution is.
Do. Not. Support. Them.
Boycott them.
Destroy their bottom line.
See how long they can survive just MAGA viewership.
Time to put your money where your love of the Constitution is.
Do. Not. Support. Them.
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we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn
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CW: Cock #Vore
Never one for restraint, Cress nabbed a fairly hefty swampert he happened to come across. I'm sure the poor wamp will be reunited with his trainer later... in a sense.
Cress: Me
🎨 and prey: @bluewamp.bsky.social
Never one for restraint, Cress nabbed a fairly hefty swampert he happened to come across. I'm sure the poor wamp will be reunited with his trainer later... in a sense.
Cress: Me
🎨 and prey: @bluewamp.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
CW: Cock #Vore
Never one for restraint, Cress nabbed a fairly hefty swampert he happened to come across. I'm sure the poor wamp will be reunited with his trainer later... in a sense.
Cress: Me
🎨 and prey: @bluewamp.bsky.social
Never one for restraint, Cress nabbed a fairly hefty swampert he happened to come across. I'm sure the poor wamp will be reunited with his trainer later... in a sense.
Cress: Me
🎨 and prey: @bluewamp.bsky.social
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Visa hit me with the "we've given you everything, so we're hanging up now"
But you know what? I just redialed and spent more time on the phone with a different agent.
Payment Processors do not want to hear our opinions, but they're out of luck.
Keep calling, and tell them you're not backing down.
But you know what? I just redialed and spent more time on the phone with a different agent.
Payment Processors do not want to hear our opinions, but they're out of luck.
Keep calling, and tell them you're not backing down.
September 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Visa hit me with the "we've given you everything, so we're hanging up now"
But you know what? I just redialed and spent more time on the phone with a different agent.
Payment Processors do not want to hear our opinions, but they're out of luck.
Keep calling, and tell them you're not backing down.
But you know what? I just redialed and spent more time on the phone with a different agent.
Payment Processors do not want to hear our opinions, but they're out of luck.
Keep calling, and tell them you're not backing down.