SparkyBob
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Sorry about that. I have been shocked a lot. Broncos fan.
Never MAGA!
Never MAGA!
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I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
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Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.
April 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Felix sat through the band’s entire new album, and a few of the radio hits, impatient for them to play the old school stuff. Then he heard the familiar bass line start, feeling the rumble deep down in his belly. Finally, it was time to get into the mosh pit and fuck some shit up.
I guess I won’t be mowing the lawn this afternoon.
April 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I guess I won’t be mowing the lawn this afternoon.
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New Signal ad just dropped.
March 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
New Signal ad just dropped.
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People, as much as we all hate Elon Musk, do not vandalize Tesla dealerships and set the cars on fire.
This is not worth 20-years in prison.
Besides, those cars are perfectly capable of setting themselves on fire.
This is not worth 20-years in prison.
Besides, those cars are perfectly capable of setting themselves on fire.
March 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
People, as much as we all hate Elon Musk, do not vandalize Tesla dealerships and set the cars on fire.
This is not worth 20-years in prison.
Besides, those cars are perfectly capable of setting themselves on fire.
This is not worth 20-years in prison.
Besides, those cars are perfectly capable of setting themselves on fire.
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What the hell do we do?
All the "checks and balances" are gone.
The courts are powerless or compliant.
Congress is compliant and complicit and useless.
Marching about with signs does little to change things.
Screaming at our elected officials doesn't change their actions.
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO???
All the "checks and balances" are gone.
The courts are powerless or compliant.
Congress is compliant and complicit and useless.
Marching about with signs does little to change things.
Screaming at our elected officials doesn't change their actions.
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO???
March 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
What the hell do we do?
All the "checks and balances" are gone.
The courts are powerless or compliant.
Congress is compliant and complicit and useless.
Marching about with signs does little to change things.
Screaming at our elected officials doesn't change their actions.
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO???
All the "checks and balances" are gone.
The courts are powerless or compliant.
Congress is compliant and complicit and useless.
Marching about with signs does little to change things.
Screaming at our elected officials doesn't change their actions.
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO???
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So let's make this clear.
The US fed govt placing tariffs on products from Canada means that US citizens will pay more for those products.
Canada's govt placing taxes on electricity from Canada going to the US means that US citizens will pay more for electricity.
When do we start winning?
The US fed govt placing tariffs on products from Canada means that US citizens will pay more for those products.
Canada's govt placing taxes on electricity from Canada going to the US means that US citizens will pay more for electricity.
When do we start winning?
March 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So let's make this clear.
The US fed govt placing tariffs on products from Canada means that US citizens will pay more for those products.
Canada's govt placing taxes on electricity from Canada going to the US means that US citizens will pay more for electricity.
When do we start winning?
The US fed govt placing tariffs on products from Canada means that US citizens will pay more for those products.
Canada's govt placing taxes on electricity from Canada going to the US means that US citizens will pay more for electricity.
When do we start winning?
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Not only is the USA under the control of a Russian asset that is also the head of a corrupt criminal cartel, but 1/3 of US citizens are cheering them on.
... all because people don't want to hear Spanish being spoken the grocery store and they are afraid of trans people in the public bathroom.
... all because people don't want to hear Spanish being spoken the grocery store and they are afraid of trans people in the public bathroom.
March 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Not only is the USA under the control of a Russian asset that is also the head of a corrupt criminal cartel, but 1/3 of US citizens are cheering them on.
... all because people don't want to hear Spanish being spoken the grocery store and they are afraid of trans people in the public bathroom.
... all because people don't want to hear Spanish being spoken the grocery store and they are afraid of trans people in the public bathroom.
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Let's talk band names. If you were ever in a band, what was the name of your FIRST band?
If you were never in a band, what would you name your band?
If you were never in a band, what would you name your band?
March 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Let's talk band names. If you were ever in a band, what was the name of your FIRST band?
If you were never in a band, what would you name your band?
If you were never in a band, what would you name your band?
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And there it is. Motherfuckers.
March 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
And there it is. Motherfuckers.
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God damn it, Congress
DO YOUR DAMN JOB to curtail this tyrant.
DO YOUR DAMN JOB to curtail this tyrant.
March 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
God damn it, Congress
DO YOUR DAMN JOB to curtail this tyrant.
DO YOUR DAMN JOB to curtail this tyrant.
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I am the Rogue National Park Ranger. Thanks to DOGE’s staffing cuts we’ve seen a sharp rise in tourists having their picnic baskets stolen by a bear
March 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am the Rogue National Park Ranger. Thanks to DOGE’s staffing cuts we’ve seen a sharp rise in tourists having their picnic baskets stolen by a bear
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They have no answer for what the oligarchs are doing to America.
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They have no answer for what the oligarchs are doing to America.
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I Called It: Trump’s Ukraine Deal Was Never Real
Just hours after I pointed out the numbers didn’t add up, Trump canceled the peace talks—handing Putin a win. JD Vance called Zelenskyy “disrespectful,” Trump followed up by pulling the plug. Was this ever about peace, or just another setup?
Just hours after I pointed out the numbers didn’t add up, Trump canceled the peace talks—handing Putin a win. JD Vance called Zelenskyy “disrespectful,” Trump followed up by pulling the plug. Was this ever about peace, or just another setup?
February 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I Called It: Trump’s Ukraine Deal Was Never Real
Just hours after I pointed out the numbers didn’t add up, Trump canceled the peace talks—handing Putin a win. JD Vance called Zelenskyy “disrespectful,” Trump followed up by pulling the plug. Was this ever about peace, or just another setup?
Just hours after I pointed out the numbers didn’t add up, Trump canceled the peace talks—handing Putin a win. JD Vance called Zelenskyy “disrespectful,” Trump followed up by pulling the plug. Was this ever about peace, or just another setup?
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Zelenskyy has huge balls. Doing this all right in front of the press. Honestly the first bit of inspiring media I've seen in a long time.
February 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Zelenskyy has huge balls. Doing this all right in front of the press. Honestly the first bit of inspiring media I've seen in a long time.
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I despise this orange scumbag with the intensity of a thousand suns.
February 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I despise this orange scumbag with the intensity of a thousand suns.
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I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
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Any psychologist or psychiatrist (or former abused spouse) will tell you that President Zelensky gave a master class today on how to deal with a malignant narcissist.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Any psychologist or psychiatrist (or former abused spouse) will tell you that President Zelensky gave a master class today on how to deal with a malignant narcissist.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.
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Why don’t you wear a suit?
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Why don’t you wear a suit?
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Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.
February 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.