cam winter
@spaghetmonster.bsky.social
she/they
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24
card-monkey and general gaming enjoyer
bi
24
card-monkey and general gaming enjoyer
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Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Picture a salmon. Compelled by urges old as time to swim upriver to spawn. Now imagine that salmon unable to survive even for a second in the water it needs to live. What terrible impact would that have on the piscine mind?
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
Now imagine that salmon a man. That water, posting.
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My pussy tap sac search for a basic call that fabled passage
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My pussy tap sac search for a basic call that fabled passage
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Sci-Fi author: I created the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
July 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sci-Fi author: I created the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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I find it curious that Ho-Oh, the legendary phoenix pokemon, a symbol of resurrection and reincarnation, shares its name with what looks like two hydroxyl groups...hmm, interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I find it curious that Ho-Oh, the legendary phoenix pokemon, a symbol of resurrection and reincarnation, shares its name with what looks like two hydroxyl groups...hmm, interesting.
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i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
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"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"
Democrat Congressman Puts All Cards In One Pile For Opponent's Fact or Fiction | Commander's Herald
Washington, D.C. - As the government begins to return to work following the longest government shutdown on record, many returning politicians are starting up their Magic: The Gathering play groups aga...
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November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"
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The X-Men
August 3, 2023 at 5:29 PM
The X-Men
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r/MTGVorthos collectively added flavor text to the Omenpaths cards and damn did they have some pussies to pop on this one.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
r/MTGVorthos collectively added flavor text to the Omenpaths cards and damn did they have some pussies to pop on this one.
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
for 7-drop Saturday it can only be
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
for 7-drop Saturday it can only be
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
HE WHO PAINTS THE EARTH RED
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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The phrase "Fujoshi Hillary Clinton" is bouncing around my brain like a DVD logo
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The phrase "Fujoshi Hillary Clinton" is bouncing around my brain like a DVD logo
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card
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using the old CRT TV in my mom's basement. Frankly, the fact that it isn't an in-between frame where Aang looks like a sleep paralysis demon is a miracle."
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November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
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No, you misunderstood; I said the gales of November came *girly*. They’re trying she/they right now. She seems really happy with it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No, you misunderstood; I said the gales of November came *girly*. They’re trying she/they right now. She seems really happy with it.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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boofing aderall to get my shit together
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
boofing aderall to get my shit together
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Soft times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. Hard times make hard men. I am a hard man. I am manly, and hard, and powerful. Also, a man threw a sandwich at me and I smelled an onion and I want the full force of the law to be brought upon this person because of the sandwich he hit me with
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Soft times make weak men. Weak men make hard times. Hard times make hard men. I am a hard man. I am manly, and hard, and powerful. Also, a man threw a sandwich at me and I smelled an onion and I want the full force of the law to be brought upon this person because of the sandwich he hit me with
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀