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first birthday in five days
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
first birthday in five days
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the news about dick cheney really caught me off guard. a real shot in the face.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
the news about dick cheney really caught me off guard. a real shot in the face.
pissed tf off at my body for being a giant asshole until i ate vegetables. dude cannot live off plain air fried tofu alone.
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
pissed tf off at my body for being a giant asshole until i ate vegetables. dude cannot live off plain air fried tofu alone.
more like suckretary of war, fucking dork
October 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
more like suckretary of war, fucking dork
autism becomes more prevalent like big boats cause the oceans to rise. you learning new shit doesnt mean that shit didnt already exist. these people dont just prefer ignorance, they insist on it.
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
autism becomes more prevalent like big boats cause the oceans to rise. you learning new shit doesnt mean that shit didnt already exist. these people dont just prefer ignorance, they insist on it.
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This Week's Onion Magazine:
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Fuck Charlie Kirk, all my homies hate Charlie Kirk. I hope he's getting real crispy down there in hell.
Fuck Charlie Kirk
Anyone want to get a round of "Fuck Charlie Kirk" going?
September 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fuck Charlie Kirk, all my homies hate Charlie Kirk. I hope he's getting real crispy down there in hell.
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
is this not the least vivacious person youve seen since last week
September 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
is this not the least vivacious person youve seen since last week
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damn i missed the news today and now i gotta say a good thing about the third worst jim in late night
(gritting teeth) critical support to jimmy kimmel
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
damn i missed the news today and now i gotta say a good thing about the third worst jim in late night
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ive been playing this game on tiktok where i block every person who says some cheesy shit about the recent utah incident and you have to go to their profile to block them, why are all of these accounts brand new with like four videos? whos buying all these bots? 🤔🤔🤔
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
ive been playing this game on tiktok where i block every person who says some cheesy shit about the recent utah incident and you have to go to their profile to block them, why are all of these accounts brand new with like four videos? whos buying all these bots? 🤔🤔🤔
the story of wirts leg: whats the wirts that can happen
September 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
the story of wirts leg: whats the wirts that can happen
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The New York post:
September 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The New York post:
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
the guy who made i think you should leave did what in Utah?
September 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the guy who made i think you should leave did what in Utah?
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Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived
Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived
Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived
September 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived
Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived
Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived