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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
O holy night
Scene from Star Trek The Next Generation's Christmas Special and it's a real Worf masterpiece. He's standing, in uniform, and holding his arms out gripping the air like Macho Man Randy Savage pumping up the crowd. There are two black cattle prod looking objects with glowing red lights on the end of them being poked into his chestal region, basically straight in them nipples. His face is alive with the fire of a thousand suns. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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greggo.bsky.social
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
space.church
“I’m a Harry Hole purist.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
space.church
“Face down, ass up, that’s the way I like to deep fry my turkey.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
space.church
“Biodigital jazz, man.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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jfg.land
Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
space.church
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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skeet.best
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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jennschiffer.com
Britney Spears in an old interview saying “everyone has been doing emails”
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
space.church
“Hole-y water”

Personal Lubricant
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
space.church
“Cleavage under duress”
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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nyt-first-said.bsky.social
overexplainitis
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
space.church
“Well, Philly never conquered Japan!”
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
space.church
Limoncello is for BABIES
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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ultrakillblast.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
jack donaghy: "That information is classified. At least until Dick Cheney dies which is gonna be a long time from now. That man is mostly metal."
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
space.church
sorry, but i found Florence kinda disappointing
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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nedpyle.com
All right, hosers. I want all 8 of us fighting for every meter in all 6 innings. And we're going to make this World Series a Boxing Day the Prime Minister will never forget
Danny from 30 rock
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
space.church
I AM FULL OF SCHNITZEL AND STRUDEL
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM