@soysoakeddicsleeve.bsky.social
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Real homies come over at 4am to miss drizzle style dive into your urethra in the magic school bus to save you
April 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Real homies come over at 4am to miss drizzle style dive into your urethra in the magic school bus to save you
Mental low so bad, I’m gonna start playing puzzle games again
March 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Mental low so bad, I’m gonna start playing puzzle games again
I’m tired of being horny, I want to move on to transcending my mortal form
March 31, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I’m tired of being horny, I want to move on to transcending my mortal form
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I still ate the whole brownie, baked tummy ache
Got a low weed tolerance, call that an easy bake
March 31, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I still ate the whole brownie, baked tummy ache
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Tasted the rainbow
Tasted too much; tummy ache
Their true colors show
Tasted too much; tummy ache
Their true colors show
March 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Tasted the rainbow
Tasted too much; tummy ache
Their true colors show
Tasted too much; tummy ache
Their true colors show
Got a low weed tolerance, call that an easy bake
March 31, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Got a low weed tolerance, call that an easy bake
One day you will rip my soul out of my body with the shaky gentleness of hands that have ever known me
I’ll give it smiling
One day the fruit will rot on the vine
for now I’ll taste of its sweetness
As the juice dries in rivulets down my skin
I’ll give it smiling
One day the fruit will rot on the vine
for now I’ll taste of its sweetness
As the juice dries in rivulets down my skin
March 31, 2025 at 6:51 AM
One day you will rip my soul out of my body with the shaky gentleness of hands that have ever known me
I’ll give it smiling
One day the fruit will rot on the vine
for now I’ll taste of its sweetness
As the juice dries in rivulets down my skin
I’ll give it smiling
One day the fruit will rot on the vine
for now I’ll taste of its sweetness
As the juice dries in rivulets down my skin
Why is the Arbiter from Halo kinda… kinda..
March 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Why is the Arbiter from Halo kinda… kinda..
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Abolish ICE is not an absurdity statement. ICE was created in 2003 as a response to 9/11 - we do not need it. We already established that following orders isn't an excuse.
March 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Abolish ICE is not an absurdity statement. ICE was created in 2003 as a response to 9/11 - we do not need it. We already established that following orders isn't an excuse.
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Whoever said "A poor workman always blames his tools" obviously never had an Adobe Creative Cloud subscription.
March 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Whoever said "A poor workman always blames his tools" obviously never had an Adobe Creative Cloud subscription.
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Saying “the birth rate is plummeting” is wrong (in addition to the fact it’s eugenics) - and blames the ppl not having children
The truth is “the material and psychological conditions in which having a child might be feasible are absent”
The truth is “the material and psychological conditions in which having a child might be feasible are absent”
March 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Saying “the birth rate is plummeting” is wrong (in addition to the fact it’s eugenics) - and blames the ppl not having children
The truth is “the material and psychological conditions in which having a child might be feasible are absent”
The truth is “the material and psychological conditions in which having a child might be feasible are absent”
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EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
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hell yeah im poly, poly gonna have some pizza by myself later
March 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
hell yeah im poly, poly gonna have some pizza by myself later
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i think heavy black eyeliner and mascara with a red lip should count as light makeup
March 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i think heavy black eyeliner and mascara with a red lip should count as light makeup
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the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
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If you think what happened to Rumeysa Ozturk can't happen to you because you're a citizen and she's not, you are sorely mistaken. Ozturk was snatched off the street not for being a national security threat but for having a wrong opinion. If we don't put a stop to this, it's coming for all of us.
March 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If you think what happened to Rumeysa Ozturk can't happen to you because you're a citizen and she's not, you are sorely mistaken. Ozturk was snatched off the street not for being a national security threat but for having a wrong opinion. If we don't put a stop to this, it's coming for all of us.
I need a cold shower and a depression tostada STAT
March 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I need a cold shower and a depression tostada STAT
Therapist: the biblically accurate polyamory bed can’t hurt you
The biblically accurate polyamory bed:
The biblically accurate polyamory bed:
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Therapist: the biblically accurate polyamory bed can’t hurt you
The biblically accurate polyamory bed:
The biblically accurate polyamory bed:
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nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
March 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
Can someone put me down please
March 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Can someone put me down please
Can someone take me apart and put me back together again? I think ikea missed a couple things
March 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Can someone take me apart and put me back together again? I think ikea missed a couple things