Celdoin
@somewell.bsky.social
Just because the hour glass is almost empty doesn't mean that you have to be too.
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
The fog settled in on the drive to the ceremony and it lingered a bit after the morning. It lingers elsewhere a week after and in another day it lingers some more. I drove through it. I drive again. Somehow I still reach the place I'm headed to. If I'm go be here a while, I'll do so without fear.
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The fog settled in on the drive to the ceremony and it lingered a bit after the morning. It lingers elsewhere a week after and in another day it lingers some more. I drove through it. I drive again. Somehow I still reach the place I'm headed to. If I'm go be here a while, I'll do so without fear.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
It's goofy that all I can think about now is working on this coding project, and its not even for me. I'm fucking cooked.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It's goofy that all I can think about now is working on this coding project, and its not even for me. I'm fucking cooked.
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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"Fixing a bug in Civilization" is now code for, well, you know.
March 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Fixing a bug in Civilization" is now code for, well, you know.
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This takes a minute to absorb.
March 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This takes a minute to absorb.
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
100 minutes.
Absolutely. Infur-
Not really...
I got the inputs mixed up, bad data leads to bad results.
Everytime we're here I question my validity as an effective student, a capable person or...
Too much.
All I know is that if someone wants a solution in 100 minutes, I'm getting fucking paid.
Absolutely. Infur-
Not really...
I got the inputs mixed up, bad data leads to bad results.
Everytime we're here I question my validity as an effective student, a capable person or...
Too much.
All I know is that if someone wants a solution in 100 minutes, I'm getting fucking paid.
March 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
100 minutes.
Absolutely. Infur-
Not really...
I got the inputs mixed up, bad data leads to bad results.
Everytime we're here I question my validity as an effective student, a capable person or...
Too much.
All I know is that if someone wants a solution in 100 minutes, I'm getting fucking paid.
Absolutely. Infur-
Not really...
I got the inputs mixed up, bad data leads to bad results.
Everytime we're here I question my validity as an effective student, a capable person or...
Too much.
All I know is that if someone wants a solution in 100 minutes, I'm getting fucking paid.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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Obelisk of flesh, what cruel divinity do you transgress upon me today?
Your pallid limbs wobble, a shuddering of the very stars, I can't see the point of it yet.
When they find out that there isn't a point, I guess you'll contend with more of mine. Just send me to the stars soon, okay?
Your pallid limbs wobble, a shuddering of the very stars, I can't see the point of it yet.
When they find out that there isn't a point, I guess you'll contend with more of mine. Just send me to the stars soon, okay?
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Obelisk of flesh, what cruel divinity do you transgress upon me today?
Your pallid limbs wobble, a shuddering of the very stars, I can't see the point of it yet.
When they find out that there isn't a point, I guess you'll contend with more of mine. Just send me to the stars soon, okay?
Your pallid limbs wobble, a shuddering of the very stars, I can't see the point of it yet.
When they find out that there isn't a point, I guess you'll contend with more of mine. Just send me to the stars soon, okay?
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
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5. Pneumococcal Infection
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7. Tetanus
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Missed this a little while ago — a federal judge has delayed the deferred resignation deadline again. If you'll recall, at a hearing Thursday he moved it to today. There is currently no timetable for a new deadline as he reviews the case.
ICYMI my piece explaining the 'Fork in the Road':
ICYMI my piece explaining the 'Fork in the Road':
How Elon Musk forked up his mass resignation plan
Incompetence and desperation are a bad combination.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Missed this a little while ago — a federal judge has delayed the deferred resignation deadline again. If you'll recall, at a hearing Thursday he moved it to today. There is currently no timetable for a new deadline as he reviews the case.
ICYMI my piece explaining the 'Fork in the Road':
ICYMI my piece explaining the 'Fork in the Road':
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I'm glad that Civ 7 includes quotes from all of history's greatest leaders
February 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm glad that Civ 7 includes quotes from all of history's greatest leaders
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As usual, I refuse to be affected, refuse to be scared. Entropy will serve me where I build and where I lay.
February 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
As usual, I refuse to be affected, refuse to be scared. Entropy will serve me where I build and where I lay.