Steve Crane
@sometallactor.bsky.social
Actor. But don’t let that put you off. I also play cricket. No wait, don’t go, there must be something. I love my dog, Arlo. No, come back!
Balls. Should have stuck with Mastodon.
Balls. Should have stuck with Mastodon.
What D am I? Fare forward, Henry Kelly.
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What D am I? Fare forward, Henry Kelly.
Good time for a picture of a dog I would say. Arlo, in festive repose.
January 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Good time for a picture of a dog I would say. Arlo, in festive repose.
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It is time. Please give the usual festive welcome to the legendary Jeremy Lion aka @bigedwards.bsky.social and his 12-step Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
Jeremy Lion 12 days of Christmas
YouTube video by YOUAGETUBE
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December 10, 2024 at 11:03 AM
It is time. Please give the usual festive welcome to the legendary Jeremy Lion aka @bigedwards.bsky.social and his 12-step Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
No, YOU’RE a festive dandy.
December 10, 2024 at 12:37 AM
No, YOU’RE a festive dandy.
Got Dad’s tree up. The lights are older than me, and I can barely get my own tree up these days.
December 7, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Got Dad’s tree up. The lights are older than me, and I can barely get my own tree up these days.
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The full gambit of faces. Incredible work.
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
The full gambit of faces. Incredible work.
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Good morning! A reminder to all that my informative series of Lion Bites are throroughly available on YouTube. Perhaps you'd like some French? youtu.be/C6EQc9TaFc0?...
Lion Bites number 2 - French Language
YouTube video by TheJeremyLion
youtu.be
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Good morning! A reminder to all that my informative series of Lion Bites are throroughly available on YouTube. Perhaps you'd like some French? youtu.be/C6EQc9TaFc0?...
Continuing to love the Old Fools Podcast. Having turned 50 now I’m drawn to this level of irritation, especially @ianmartin.bsky.social’s description of Old Twitter and Elon Twitter. pod.link/1774465485
The Old Fools
Ian Martin, David Quantick and guests. Sort of topical, cultural rants and conversation from the point of view of older people who still give a damn about the world around them. The inside pages of th...
pod.link
November 19, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Continuing to love the Old Fools Podcast. Having turned 50 now I’m drawn to this level of irritation, especially @ianmartin.bsky.social’s description of Old Twitter and Elon Twitter. pod.link/1774465485
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Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him
Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him
‘I’m Ready, Man,’ Declares Weary President WASHINGTON—Explaining that this represented the end of the line and he simply wished to go out with a bang, President Joe Biden announced Monday that he had ...
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November 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him
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I think alt-text will be the breakout hidden art of Bluesky.
November 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I think alt-text will be the breakout hidden art of Bluesky.
Can you get Crypto on here? Thats when Bluesky will know they’ve arrived.
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Can you get Crypto on here? Thats when Bluesky will know they’ve arrived.
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What was I famous for on Twitter? Old TV clips - especially this unexpectedly bleak advert
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
What was I famous for on Twitter? Old TV clips - especially this unexpectedly bleak advert
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Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.
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Language, like hats, evolves.
Language, like hats, evolves.
October 13, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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Language, like hats, evolves.
Language, like hats, evolves.
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Hemingway's three-word story was even darker.
August 11, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Hemingway's three-word story was even darker.
Lovely funny things my elderly neighbour, Tina, says…
1. She gyrates in my nerves
2. It’s another bow to your arrow
3. With the best will in China
4. Fed up to the eye teeth
5. Wouldn’t live there with a bargepole
6. There’s no salt without fire
7. I had to bite my teeth
8. A whole kettle of worms
1. She gyrates in my nerves
2. It’s another bow to your arrow
3. With the best will in China
4. Fed up to the eye teeth
5. Wouldn’t live there with a bargepole
6. There’s no salt without fire
7. I had to bite my teeth
8. A whole kettle of worms
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Lovely funny things my elderly neighbour, Tina, says…
1. She gyrates in my nerves
2. It’s another bow to your arrow
3. With the best will in China
4. Fed up to the eye teeth
5. Wouldn’t live there with a bargepole
6. There’s no salt without fire
7. I had to bite my teeth
8. A whole kettle of worms
1. She gyrates in my nerves
2. It’s another bow to your arrow
3. With the best will in China
4. Fed up to the eye teeth
5. Wouldn’t live there with a bargepole
6. There’s no salt without fire
7. I had to bite my teeth
8. A whole kettle of worms
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Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.
November 17, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.
Echo chambers are my jam right now.
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Echo chambers are my jam right now.
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People of the Bluesky, things are a bit quiet on the work front. If you need a writer I’m available. I’ve worked for TV, radio, print, advertising - all the medias. If you need help with a corporate Christmas speech, I can add the Lolz mathew-owen.co.uk RT or whatever it is over here, please, cheers
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 PM
People of the Bluesky, things are a bit quiet on the work front. If you need a writer I’m available. I’ve worked for TV, radio, print, advertising - all the medias. If you need help with a corporate Christmas speech, I can add the Lolz mathew-owen.co.uk RT or whatever it is over here, please, cheers
Just walked the dog. Questioned the weather on the radio this morning which said “brisk breezes on the Kent coast”. I looked up ‘brisk breezes’ in the big book of weather and it says “Blowing an absolute fucking hooley mate,bolt yourself down or you’ll be on your arse”.
So it actually was accurate.
So it actually was accurate.
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Just walked the dog. Questioned the weather on the radio this morning which said “brisk breezes on the Kent coast”. I looked up ‘brisk breezes’ in the big book of weather and it says “Blowing an absolute fucking hooley mate,bolt yourself down or you’ll be on your arse”.
So it actually was accurate.
So it actually was accurate.
Mad when you see a wasp in late October.
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Mad when you see a wasp in late October.
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Roses are red
Clouseau’s a gendarme
Clouseau’s a gendarme
October 24, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Roses are red
Clouseau’s a gendarme
Clouseau’s a gendarme
The sunset is more wispy than the nuclear blast on this photograph suggests. But you get the idea.
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
The sunset is more wispy than the nuclear blast on this photograph suggests. But you get the idea.