solancia.bsky.social
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Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Big Cats 🐅
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January 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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This is, technically, a sandwich.
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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October 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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A very important drawing from earlier this year
November 17, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Having trouble remembering which axis is which? No problemo, just consult this handy guide!
November 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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"3D Workers Island", a short horror story about a screensaver: yes-thread.com/3dwiscr

Also on Itch: mryes.itch.io/3dwiscr
October 26, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Oh please please PLEASE Bluesky, stay like this!
It's so chill and cool here!
No rage bait, no bots, not hate!

PLEASE stay this way for a very long time!
Don't become a toxic place, don't become a Twitter 2
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
October 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Concord, Foamstars, Avengers, Paragon, Exoprimal, Anthem, Redfall and many more GaaS’es;

Not to mention a bajillion mobile titles dying every month;

All of them are examples of wasted human lives, discarded effort, destroyed art. Developers left to the whims of myopic capital.
September 3, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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and i was fuckin right to do so
September 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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ummmmmmmmm.... have you, have you... have you heard any stories about the marriage of Zeus and Hera?
November 9, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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this is like being an insane clown posse groupie for 20 years and then acting surprised to discover you’re hanging out with people in face paint
October 13, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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This series of posts should become the new logo of Twitter, this should replace the bird
September 24, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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hello my name is jrr tolkien and i wrote a whole book series about what it would be like if some funny little guys who just like to hang out and eat and have friends were drafted into a nightmarish conflict vastly beyond their understanding and were forever changed by it also wwi was normal for me
September 24, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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Citronos devouring his children (2022)
September 24, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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putting together a “bsky reactions” album since we still dont have gifs
September 21, 2023 at 12:13 AM
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I’ve acquired knowledge against my will today, that I will inflict on everyone else in return:

The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.
September 18, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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POPULAR 'BSKY SHITPOSTER': Larry King Live implies the existence of Larry King Dead.
REPLY GUY WHO SURVIVED THE CULLING: Larry King Dead implies the existence of Larry Queen Dead.
CHILI'S WAITRESS TAKING THEIR ORDER: Do you guys wanna watch me recreate that Canadian workplace safety PSA real quick.
September 19, 2023 at 8:14 PM
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Larry David reportedly confronted Elon Musk at a wedding over voting Republican: ‘Do you just want to murder kids in schools?’
Larry David Confronted Elon Musk at a Wedding Over Voting Republican: ‘Do You Just Want to Murder ...
Larry David reportedly berated Elon Musk over voting Republican.
variety.com
September 19, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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Work Emails are Turn Based Combat
September 15, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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i have good news from X, the everything app
September 19, 2023 at 7:52 PM