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She/her//Let's rock.
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i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent horses and ponies I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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CLEAN PLATE CLUB

OCT. 26TH 7:30PM

DYNASTY TYPEWRITER
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...
defector.com
August 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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not all gyros wear capes
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed “dangerous”—NYC, NOLA, and SF—I think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.
August 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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here’s just a list of numbers
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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You could tell all the reporters were very excited about
getting to cover their own war because they got to put
on the little helmet and vest and they love that shit
more than anything. www.welcometohellworld.com/kingston-str...
June 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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If you attend a No Kings protest tomorrow in Texas, Washington, or New York, and you are arrested, please call or text 432.279.0411 with your name, location, and the phrase 1A911.
June 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I tried to pet every breed of dog at the Westminster Dog Show.

The resulting video:
12 minutes of extremely good dogs
132 dogs pet
5 face licks
2 belly rubs
Me saying “BEAUTIFUL dog” at least 59 times

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I pet 132 dogs at the Westminster Dog Show
YouTube video by Rodger Sherman
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February 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Giving access to SSNs, other data on government employees to non-employees like Musk is a violation of 5 USC 552a, and carries with it a penalty of $1000 per person whose data was accessed. We are building a case. Govt employees who want to participate should contact me directly
February 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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No words right now.
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Recommended a Riesling to a customer and she said she "doesn't buy German wine, because, you know, WWII".

Reader, she ended up buying an Italian wine.
January 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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What an absolutely wild swing the Lord of the Rings trilogy was. If they'd been bad or unpopular movies it would have been a world-historical cinematic catastrophe. Instead it's a 12-hour parade of the most bitchin' shit you've ever seen in your life.
Cried so hard through the end of The Return of the King that my son kept apologizing to me for not doing so
January 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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It's here! The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog: defector.com/the-2024-hat...
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[walks out to greet you as you pull into my circular driveway] There you are! Oh my goodness, look at you! You look so festive! Why don’t you leave your bags in the breezeway for now and come on in? A...
defector.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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What is Christmas with no snow?
December 6, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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I have created a turkey fiend: defector.com/i-have-creat...
I Have Created A Turkey Fiend | Defector
Last week, I owned a cat. Today, I own a turkey fiend.
defector.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Don’t steal*.

*this includes a special appearance by my arm.
December 4, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Watch the WeGotThis Give-A-Thon livestream for Giving Tuesday. WeGotThis is an awesome nonprofit for "cancer thrivers" and caregivers and they're putting on a tremendous stream full of comedy and cool bits today. Tune in now and give if you can!

www.youtube.com/live/ZP11_J5...
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December 3, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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'Love has never been a popular movement' James Baldwin
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James Baldwin | Love has never been a Popular Movement
YouTube video by peter man
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December 1, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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If anyone has advice on how to get more Houstonians to go see our weird comedy show (other than running an article in the local paper visually implying that the real George Lucas has a show that is coming to town), please let us know!
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM