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Any banana peels in Seattle you recommend slipping on?
Hehehe Seattle
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Wow so many of my people are so on top of it this election cycle. I used to have to remind them so many times. They’re already checked their ballots were counted too. Shoutout the peoples
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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get in loser, we're getting rabies
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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when i was a kid i disappeared into the woods for 7 years with no memory of what happened and i turned out fine
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I hope the dolphins at the aquarium unionize
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I saw a cockroach in the thrift store I went into this weekend and knew it was a sign In was about to strike gold
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I have achieved the movie soundtrack to Chicago (2002) on cd
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Heh heh
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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tomatoes are meat
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m going back to China just to eat lotus seeds someday
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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did it hurt? when u turned into a worm
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The only person that matters today is that girl we ran into on the elevator who said she bought her sweater because it was Neapolitan ice cream colors
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This was the funniest part of the museum
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Y’all minus @oowm.org aren’t looking at the JP Patches phone at the Connections Museum like I am
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to those who celebrate.

youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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please dingleberry was my father’s name call me dingus
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Someone who gets really into sending mail because they like licking envelopes
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Have you checked the snitching machine to confirm your friends’ ballots were counted?

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
King County Elections
Led by Director Julie Wise, King County Elections conducts accurate, secure, and accessible elections for King County's over 1.4 million registered voters.
info.kingcounty.gov
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Newer friend tells me I’ve been spelling her name wrong on every single postcard I send her. Amazing work by me
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Connections Museum I will see you soon
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM