Amy Probably
@socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Any banana peels in Seattle you recommend slipping on?
While you were studying the blade I was training to gain immunity against red dye 40
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
While you were studying the blade I was training to gain immunity against red dye 40
The pit in front of City Hall has been there so long I’m going to start having students use it as a potential architecture studio prompt
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The pit in front of City Hall has been there so long I’m going to start having students use it as a potential architecture studio prompt
Hells yeah Seattle is going to get some public bathrooms in the next few years
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hells yeah Seattle is going to get some public bathrooms in the next few years
Bringing my yo yo to the club to really impress
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Bringing my yo yo to the club to really impress
I’m so excited for Katie Wilson to make the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell again
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’m so excited for Katie Wilson to make the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell again
I’m loopy so my posts are better
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m loopy so my posts are better
Rolling out the red carpet but it’s a bus lane
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Rolling out the red carpet but it’s a bus lane
If life gave me lemons I’d figure out how to weaponize them
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If life gave me lemons I’d figure out how to weaponize them
Who wants a Christmas card
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Who wants a Christmas card
Coworker and ingot so bored we exchanged eardrum equilibrium juice to see what would happen
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Coworker and ingot so bored we exchanged eardrum equilibrium juice to see what would happen
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SANTA CLAUS: 45 N KRINGLE PL, SANTA CLAUS IN 47579-9998
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
SANTA CLAUS: 45 N KRINGLE PL, SANTA CLAUS IN 47579-9998
When my guinea pig gets out of her cage
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When my guinea pig gets out of her cage
Call me 6 cans of green beans because I have $1
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Call me 6 cans of green beans because I have $1
He keeps giving mice all these cookies. Yeah man I don’t know what that’s about but it makes him happy so we haven’t stopped him
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
He keeps giving mice all these cookies. Yeah man I don’t know what that’s about but it makes him happy so we haven’t stopped him
When we figured out Godzilla was female
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When we figured out Godzilla was female
What my friends say after I have two margaritas
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What my friends say after I have two margaritas
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"Harrell will also reportedly be spending time with a recent new friend his campaign staff introduced to him today to break the bad news the best way they knew how: A 10-foot AI MLK Jr."
Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Harrell will also reportedly be spending time with a recent new friend his campaign staff introduced to him today to break the bad news the best way they knew how: A 10-foot AI MLK Jr."
Learning the harmonica in honor of Katie’s win
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Learning the harmonica in honor of Katie’s win
I really appreciate the library having international films on Kanopy. Enjoying Uproar (2023) right now
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I really appreciate the library having international films on Kanopy. Enjoying Uproar (2023) right now
I am also eating beans and sinning
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I am also eating beans and sinning
Adam and Eve ate beans and then sinned
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Adam and Eve ate beans and then sinned
Magical fruit
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Magical fruit
Reposted by Amy Probably
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat