Amy Probably
@socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Any banana peels in Seattle you recommend slipping on?
And I was right
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
And I was right
This was the funniest part of the museum
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This was the funniest part of the museum
SHE DOESN’T USUALLY GO HERE! SURPRISE APPEARANCE
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
SHE DOESN’T USUALLY GO HERE! SURPRISE APPEARANCE
You drop the election results now? An hour before my weekend starts?
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You drop the election results now? An hour before my weekend starts?
Me when I go to a baby’s first birthday party tomorrow
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Me when I go to a baby’s first birthday party tomorrow
Do you think I could fix her
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Do you think I could fix her
Stuff I can’t do now that I work somewhere that has a functioning HR department. I can’t ask my coworkers to take the DnD Character Personality test and then add their headshots to the chart.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Stuff I can’t do now that I work somewhere that has a functioning HR department. I can’t ask my coworkers to take the DnD Character Personality test and then add their headshots to the chart.
I can’t even make jokes anymore because they’ve already made everything
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I can’t even make jokes anymore because they’ve already made everything
Should I chase the scooter truck for sport?
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Should I chase the scooter truck for sport?
She fucking hates me I’m crying
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
She fucking hates me I’m crying
Damn did yall see the water taxi yesterday?
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Damn did yall see the water taxi yesterday?
I forgot Bluesky hasn’t seen this one yet
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I forgot Bluesky hasn’t seen this one yet
Drinking the forbidden leaking aquarium juice
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Drinking the forbidden leaking aquarium juice
Yall aren’t eating a whole cucumber on the bus like me
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Yall aren’t eating a whole cucumber on the bus like me
I’m enjoying the heck out of the library offered streaming services. Watching this rn
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m enjoying the heck out of the library offered streaming services. Watching this rn
Happy girl lunch looks like sad girl lunch sometimes
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy girl lunch looks like sad girl lunch sometimes
To be featured in the local knitting shops newsletter is a pipe dream for most of us
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
To be featured in the local knitting shops newsletter is a pipe dream for most of us
Current health bar stats
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Current health bar stats
You ask a man if he has any stuffed animals and he’s like “yeah I have some up there” and then points to these absolute freaky creatures in the rafters
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You ask a man if he has any stuffed animals and he’s like “yeah I have some up there” and then points to these absolute freaky creatures in the rafters