SoapboxPreacher
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I do skateboarding for the government
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Hilton Corporate to give Minneapolis shooter double rewards and extra pancakes on next visit.
Hilton said it is breaking from a franchise that was accused of canceling ICE agents' reservations at its Minneapolis-area location
Hilton To Break From Franchise Hotel Accused Of Canceling ICE Agents' Bookings
www.huffpost.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Hilton Corporate to give Minneapolis shooter double rewards and extra pancakes on next visit.
“I used to think this administration sucked donkey ass, but then I watched CBS for ten hours and got totally dookiepilled!”
Me putting on a lush velvet smoking jacket, pouring a glass of merlot the colour of a ruby at dusk, and settling into an antique chesterfield whose every patinated crack remembers a story from a century ago. I take a heady breath from the glass and swirl it around
“Hmmm. More like Tony Dookiepill”
“Hmmm. More like Tony Dookiepill”
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
“I used to think this administration sucked donkey ass, but then I watched CBS for ten hours and got totally dookiepilled!”
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Bolsonaro has been hospitalized again after a piano fell on his head and all his teeth got replaced with piano keys. They’re saying at least six surgeries to get him in tune.
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Bolsonaro has been hospitalized again after a piano fell on his head and all his teeth got replaced with piano keys. They’re saying at least six surgeries to get him in tune.
People say Trump doesn’t care about the little guy, but some waiter just made $430k on polymarket based on what was overheard bringing a diet coke and chicken nuggets to president big boy’s super-secret blanket base in the corner of Mar-a-Lago’s ballroom
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
People say Trump doesn’t care about the little guy, but some waiter just made $430k on polymarket based on what was overheard bringing a diet coke and chicken nuggets to president big boy’s super-secret blanket base in the corner of Mar-a-Lago’s ballroom
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Folks, slap on those sleuthing caps because tonight everybody’s favourite diaper-wearing detective, Benoit Blanc is back with a brand new Netflix mystery! That’s right, a murder has been committed and thanks to advances in odour and leak protection, Benoit has the confidence to investigate all day!
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Folks, slap on those sleuthing caps because tonight everybody’s favourite diaper-wearing detective, Benoit Blanc is back with a brand new Netflix mystery! That’s right, a murder has been committed and thanks to advances in odour and leak protection, Benoit has the confidence to investigate all day!
The absolute laziest gang of shits ever elected. You already had all summer off you corrupt assholes
Ford government extends Ontario legislature’s Christmas break until late March
Ford government extends Ontario legislature’s Christmas break until late March
Premier Doug Ford's government is giving the Ontario legislature an unusually long Christmas break, extending it until March 23.
www.thestar.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The absolute laziest gang of shits ever elected. You already had all summer off you corrupt assholes
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they're coming to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, you have no juice, you have the least juice we've ever seen
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
they're coming to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, you have no juice, you have the least juice we've ever seen
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been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
This conference I’m at gave out a 3d print of their mascot as swag, and it honestly looks like elves made it out of toothpaste
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This conference I’m at gave out a 3d print of their mascot as swag, and it honestly looks like elves made it out of toothpaste
Sam Altman frantically asking his first baby (ChatGPT) how many rocks are recommended to be fed to his second baby (real)
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sam Altman frantically asking his first baby (ChatGPT) how many rocks are recommended to be fed to his second baby (real)
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
It’s weird that when Elon said he was going to solve Twitter’s bot problem, he meant the problem where Twitter wasn’t paying bots to post
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It’s weird that when Elon said he was going to solve Twitter’s bot problem, he meant the problem where Twitter wasn’t paying bots to post
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
Tweeting fifty-SIX times a day until I have enough clout and money to buy Twitter back from pale worm Elon
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tweeting fifty-SIX times a day until I have enough clout and money to buy Twitter back from pale worm Elon
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Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
Took a quick trip to Rome to take in some Western artwork. Michelangelo was a true master, and David was his masterpiece!
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Took a quick trip to Rome to take in some Western artwork. Michelangelo was a true master, and David was his masterpiece!
The Fifth Element, which I have seen many times, has great style. Watch it at 0.5x speed to really appreciate the alpha
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Fifth Element, which I have seen many times, has great style. Watch it at 0.5x speed to really appreciate the alpha
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
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“people who disagree with me are the thought police” is such an embarrassing thing to say. it’s also such a bari weiss thing to say
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“people who disagree with me are the thought police” is such an embarrassing thing to say. it’s also such a bari weiss thing to say