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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to storm Greenland.

by Donald Trump
April 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Opinion | If the criticism of Pete Hegseth leads him to self-medicate with alcohol, and then he goes out and gets into a drunk driving accident, Democrats will have blood on their hands.
March 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Opinion | Liberals say Trump has replace our democracy a fascist autocracy. They are wrong: he has replaced our republic with a fascist autocracy.
March 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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DOGE cuts to Social Security will end the agency’s customer service line. Instead of calling on the phone for help, the elderly can download our AI-powered app, currently in Beta but available for sideloading with a mirror URL.

by Elon Musk and Big Balls
March 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Opinion | It would be unfair to judge a 1000 year Reich by its first 7 weeks.
March 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Why is the stock market tanking? This University of Chicago economist thinks it's because of DEI.
March 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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JD Vance forgot to scold Vladimir Putin for not thanking Kim Jong Un and Ayatalloh Khamenei for the weapons that have kept Russia in the war. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.
March 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Who won the Trump/Vance/Zelensky Oval Office shouting match? We asked three Russian bots in an X comment thread.
March 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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There is no explicit Constitutional prohibition against human trafficking, so it's hard for me to see why liberals dislike the Tate brothers so much.

by Jonathan Turley
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Either I can't stop sleeping or I can't sleep, there's no in-between.
February 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Worried that Elon is ushering a new era of serfdom? This one pot whitedish will make you feel like you're in Medieval England.
February 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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She’s concerned
February 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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most dangerous place in DC is between a Democratic Senator and their three-day weekend
Just to be real clear, the fast track was *AGREED TO* by Sen. Coons and Sen. Blunt Rochester.

Talk is cheap, and that’s all Dem senators are willing to spend if it keeps them from a long weekend.
February 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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In this town it was tradition: usurp Congress, force thousands of federal workers to quit, and let 21-year-old incels put the U.S. dollar on the blockchain. Now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
February 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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This is my shocked face
February 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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A very real thing that can definitely be done at a glance by skimming a spreadsheet in a computer system you're unfamiliar with
February 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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We wanted to know how women feel about the social media companies' increasing emphasis on masculine energy. So we talked to three incels at a GameStop in Toms River.
January 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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amazing section at this book store
January 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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People who say “hugs not drugs” have clearly never experienced the warm sweet embrace of some good ass drugs
January 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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How might Elon Musk govern as Trump's shadow president? For clues, we visited his favorite neo-Nazi forums on 4Chan.
January 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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DC offices are closed but the photo editing app on this computer is always open.
January 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM