Snow Takes
@snowexpert911.bsky.social
Supporter of mountaintop removal to boost DC snow chances from alberta clippers
Lol imagine using online dating in 2026. It's been so thoroughly monetized by private equity psychopaths that you can now pay some psychos to try to remove complaints about you on a gossip app
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Lol imagine using online dating in 2026. It's been so thoroughly monetized by private equity psychopaths that you can now pay some psychos to try to remove complaints about you on a gossip app
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don't put it in your newspaper that i got mad
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 AM
don't put it in your newspaper that i got mad
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I want the tiny people drugs.
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I want the tiny people drugs.
Only 3 more football games this season. Debacle.........
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Only 3 more football games this season. Debacle.........
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Lolllllll eat shit
A man accused of offering a $10,000 bounty over Snapchat for the life of a top Border Patrol leader was found not guilty on Thursday in the first criminal trial stemming from the Chicago-area immigration crackdown that started last year.
Jury finds Chicago man not guilty of circulating $10K bounty on life of top Border Patrol leader
A jury has found a man not guilty of offering a $10,000 bounty over Snapchat for the murder of a top Border Patrol commander who led an immigration crackdown in the Chicago area last year.
bit.ly
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Lolllllll eat shit
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DOJ when they get a jury
January 22, 2026 at 10:59 PM
DOJ when they get a jury
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I keep seeing leftists from outside of Minneapolis say they’ve seen all this before, and no, you haven’t. I’ve been at this for 30+ years and I haven’t either. It’s not what you’re picturing. This is something else
I know people keep saying this but it’s hard to communicate the depth of active resistance here. Like, I’m on random cafes and people are checking in for observation shifts. Signs everywhere. Folks in visibility vests on the corners. It’s wild. Absolutely wild.
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I keep seeing leftists from outside of Minneapolis say they’ve seen all this before, and no, you haven’t. I’ve been at this for 30+ years and I haven’t either. It’s not what you’re picturing. This is something else
this would be the "bye bye NC" scenario :(
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
this would be the "bye bye NC" scenario :(
folks....folks....folks...
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
folks....folks....folks...
gfs with 1.41" of QPF for DC. 10" of snow followed by chunks of ice that pile up to another 4". would be sleet mixed with snow and heavy low ratio snow, which should be interesting i guess. areas of the southeast annihilated by ice. every living thing dead down to the last lizard
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 PM
gfs with 1.41" of QPF for DC. 10" of snow followed by chunks of ice that pile up to another 4". would be sleet mixed with snow and heavy low ratio snow, which should be interesting i guess. areas of the southeast annihilated by ice. every living thing dead down to the last lizard
maybe increased obesity is just a human evolutionary response to gun violence. we're adding additional layers of flesh to block bullets from hitting our organs
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
maybe increased obesity is just a human evolutionary response to gun violence. we're adding additional layers of flesh to block bullets from hitting our organs
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they're calling Elon Musk "CSAM Altman" folks,
In our conservative estimate, 41 percent of Grok’s images — or 1.8 million — were sexualized depictions of women. Separately, CCDH analyzed how many were sexualized images across genders and ages. Their findings: an estimated 3 million images, including more than 23,000 of children.
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
they're calling Elon Musk "CSAM Altman" folks,
it's possible that he's self-harming and slamming his hands into a book over and over while shouting "filthy hands! filthy pedophile hands!"
Burying the Bruises
The White House insists Donald Trump’s visible bruises are nothing, but medical experts say the explanation doesn’t hold up. Why are the country’s biggest newsrooms silent?
--> A great question from @passantino.bsky.social
www.status.news/p/trump-heal...
The White House insists Donald Trump’s visible bruises are nothing, but medical experts say the explanation doesn’t hold up. Why are the country’s biggest newsrooms silent?
--> A great question from @passantino.bsky.social
www.status.news/p/trump-heal...
Burying the Bruises
The White House insists Donald Trump’s visible bruises are nothing, but medical experts say the explanation doesn’t hold up. Why are the country’s biggest newsrooms silent?
www.status.news
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
it's possible that he's self-harming and slamming his hands into a book over and over while shouting "filthy hands! filthy pedophile hands!"
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“Liam’s older brother, a middle schooler, came home 20 minutes later to find his father and brother missing”
ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy as he came home, say school officials
Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
“Liam’s older brother, a middle schooler, came home 20 minutes later to find his father and brother missing”
lol the story from tennessee was that he was a huge asshole who bullied draft picks that he disagreed with
"Even when it takes a moment of blind belief, you're like, 'I'll do anything that this guy says because I know he truly cares for me.'"
Once an AFC longshot, this is how Mike Vrabel made the #Patriots believe. Column: www.bostonherald.com/2026/01/22/c...
Once an AFC longshot, this is how Mike Vrabel made the #Patriots believe. Column: www.bostonherald.com/2026/01/22/c...
Callahan: This is how Mike Vrabel made the Patriots believe
“I’ll do anything that this guy says because I know he truly cares for me.”
www.bostonherald.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
lol the story from tennessee was that he was a huge asshole who bullied draft picks that he disagreed with
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The executive director of a food pantry reports ICE tailing volunteers and showing up at her house www.kare11.com/article/news...
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The executive director of a food pantry reports ICE tailing volunteers and showing up at her house www.kare11.com/article/news...
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grocery stores run out of staples before snowstorms because a decent number of people people shift their planned shopping forward a day or two. it's more likely in the south because stores aren't as attuned to snow-related supply challenges that only come every few years. it's pretty boring
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
grocery stores run out of staples before snowstorms because a decent number of people people shift their planned shopping forward a day or two. it's more likely in the south because stores aren't as attuned to snow-related supply challenges that only come every few years. it's pretty boring
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"Liam’s teacher, Ella Sullivan, teared up when thinking about Liam. 'He’s a bright young student,' she said, 'and he’s so kind and loving. His classmates miss him.'"
www.startribune.com/preschooler-...
www.startribune.com/preschooler-...
Preschooler and three other students detained by ICE, school district leader says
The detentions of Columbia Heights students come after weeks of heightened concern and enforcement presence near and on Twin Cities school property.
www.startribune.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
"Liam’s teacher, Ella Sullivan, teared up when thinking about Liam. 'He’s a bright young student,' she said, 'and he’s so kind and loving. His classmates miss him.'"
www.startribune.com/preschooler-...
www.startribune.com/preschooler-...
God bless the first 84 hours of the NAM model with at least 12 hours of snow to come
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 AM
God bless the first 84 hours of the NAM model with at least 12 hours of snow to come
