90F indoors with a mask on is too hot

Go out in the real world and talk to people! Online dating sucks

DOJ when they get a jury

lipomas are the ultimate evolutionary response. i've got one on my thigh and it's like kevlar. nothing's getting through that

ok. resisting the urge to call your superior to ask what SME means

i think many are just decrepit and are heavily influenced by the flawed idea of the "upward arc" of history. so they're enticed by the idea that trump's cruelty is self-defeating and will produce a backlash that gets us back on track.

it's a quirky award. seems to go to overachievers (rather than just achievers) with a bias toward newer coaches and the playoff team with the most injured players