Baylee
@snakesnstakes.bsky.social
She/her
Bi in sci, and a sucker for reality tv
Bi in sci, and a sucker for reality tv
Not to be that person but having a kid may have fixed my seasonal depression because this is my first time going all out for the holidays and I'm fucking loving it
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not to be that person but having a kid may have fixed my seasonal depression because this is my first time going all out for the holidays and I'm fucking loving it
No one prepared me for how much of parenting a toddler includes just looking for shoes that they have hidden around the house
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No one prepared me for how much of parenting a toddler includes just looking for shoes that they have hidden around the house
We are having our first toddler-borne illness run through the house and fuck dude, my world is getting rocked in the worst way possible
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We are having our first toddler-borne illness run through the house and fuck dude, my world is getting rocked in the worst way possible
Finally finishing watching Ozark and wowza literally every single parent-child relationship in this show is truly fucked up huh
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Finally finishing watching Ozark and wowza literally every single parent-child relationship in this show is truly fucked up huh
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Obviously rabies vaccines don't cause doggy autism, but also, and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible: dogs are already pretty autistic
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Obviously rabies vaccines don't cause doggy autism, but also, and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible: dogs are already pretty autistic
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
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I'm not a mad scientist, I'm just a disappointed scientist.
September 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm not a mad scientist, I'm just a disappointed scientist.
I am so fucking floored at how good Dexter: Resurrection is like omg how did we get so lucky
August 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I am so fucking floored at how good Dexter: Resurrection is like omg how did we get so lucky
My baby has just learned how to sit down on items instead of just plopping onto the floor and omg this is the cutest skill I never realized needs to be learned
August 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My baby has just learned how to sit down on items instead of just plopping onto the floor and omg this is the cutest skill I never realized needs to be learned
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No human advance is more victimized by its own success than vaccines.
August 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
No human advance is more victimized by its own success than vaccines.
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And don't forget to sign them up for the Imagination Library, which is Dolly Parton's free book delivery service.
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
And don't forget to sign them up for the Imagination Library, which is Dolly Parton's free book delivery service.
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
They send 1 book per month until the child turns 5. 😊
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In a new paper published earlier this year in the Journal of Marketing, we uncovered a surprising pattern: The more knowledge people have about lead poisoning, the less likely they are eat paint chips for a snack.
July 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In a new paper published earlier this year in the Journal of Marketing, we uncovered a surprising pattern: The more knowledge people have about lead poisoning, the less likely they are eat paint chips for a snack.
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and because, at the end of the day, I’m an adult who freely chooses to have sex and freely chose not to use birth control on some occasions and freely chose to carry pregnancies to term and freely chose to breastfeed and I am not ashamed of any of these things. Nor should I be.
July 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
and because, at the end of the day, I’m an adult who freely chooses to have sex and freely chose not to use birth control on some occasions and freely chose to carry pregnancies to term and freely chose to breastfeed and I am not ashamed of any of these things. Nor should I be.
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It once again comes down to choice and power and the desire of a patriarchal society to remove both choice and power from women (the overwhelming majority of pregnant people).
So I will continue to breastfeed in public wearing my crop tops and lacy bras and I will continue to express at work.
So I will continue to breastfeed in public wearing my crop tops and lacy bras and I will continue to express at work.
July 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It once again comes down to choice and power and the desire of a patriarchal society to remove both choice and power from women (the overwhelming majority of pregnant people).
So I will continue to breastfeed in public wearing my crop tops and lacy bras and I will continue to express at work.
So I will continue to breastfeed in public wearing my crop tops and lacy bras and I will continue to express at work.
I won't lie, I'm reasonably pleased with the cast for #survivor50 but like... Where are the gays???
May 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I won't lie, I'm reasonably pleased with the cast for #survivor50 but like... Where are the gays???
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mike white is doing survivor 50 because he needs to restock on background actors for next season of the white lotus
May 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
mike white is doing survivor 50 because he needs to restock on background actors for next season of the white lotus
Ok S2 is a little more predictable and not quite as fantastic but still full of lesbians and cults so I am still winning here
Oof just finished season 1 of Yellowjackets and I am floored. This show is incredible. I love cults and also lesbians so it's hitting all my needs
May 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ok S2 is a little more predictable and not quite as fantastic but still full of lesbians and cults so I am still winning here
Oof just finished season 1 of Yellowjackets and I am floored. This show is incredible. I love cults and also lesbians so it's hitting all my needs
May 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oof just finished season 1 of Yellowjackets and I am floored. This show is incredible. I love cults and also lesbians so it's hitting all my needs
The dance scene in s2ep1 of The Last Of Us so much reminded me of my own high school prom I was so viscerally reminded of what it felt like to be a queer teen again and I love it
April 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The dance scene in s2ep1 of The Last Of Us so much reminded me of my own high school prom I was so viscerally reminded of what it felt like to be a queer teen again and I love it
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If the white lotus season 3 taught me anything it’s that we need way more unhinged Québécois representation in media
April 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If the white lotus season 3 taught me anything it’s that we need way more unhinged Québécois representation in media
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If the Senate Democrats had fewer octogenarians maybe more of them would be ready to filibuster for 25 hours 🤔
April 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If the Senate Democrats had fewer octogenarians maybe more of them would be ready to filibuster for 25 hours 🤔
My neighbor just told us that she is going back to her home country temporarily because she is afraid of being detained/deported but in the same sentence said she doesn't blame the Trump administration for cracking down. Make it make sense
March 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My neighbor just told us that she is going back to her home country temporarily because she is afraid of being detained/deported but in the same sentence said she doesn't blame the Trump administration for cracking down. Make it make sense
Not to be dramatic but this is always the worst day of the year for me
March 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Not to be dramatic but this is always the worst day of the year for me
Saw the Starship's rapid unscheduled disassembly this evening while I was out and not only was it super pretty, it was also super satisfying
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Saw the Starship's rapid unscheduled disassembly this evening while I was out and not only was it super pretty, it was also super satisfying
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i do not care what their jobs are the SURVIVOR chyrons should tell you which contestants are gay
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i do not care what their jobs are the SURVIVOR chyrons should tell you which contestants are gay
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bird: cheeb chip chip chiperoo
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?
February 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
bird: cheeb chip chip chiperoo
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?