jeff
@jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social
📍DFW
he’s good bad but he’s not evil
free 🇵🇸, protect 🏳️⚧️ lives
🇨🇦🇹🇹/🗽 forever, texas for now
he’s good bad but he’s not evil
free 🇵🇸, protect 🏳️⚧️ lives
🇨🇦🇹🇹/🗽 forever, texas for now
*blinks in flight attendant who had 16 ICE agents going to Minneapolis on my flight like 5 days ago*
(if this is true it is GOOD obviously, but the root is still rotted and I do not trust these ghouls to do anything cleanly)
(if this is true it is GOOD obviously, but the root is still rotted and I do not trust these ghouls to do anything cleanly)
Homan in Minnesota: "I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred, that this surge operation conclude. A significant drawdown has already been underway this week and will continue."
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
*blinks in flight attendant who had 16 ICE agents going to Minneapolis on my flight like 5 days ago*
(if this is true it is GOOD obviously, but the root is still rotted and I do not trust these ghouls to do anything cleanly)
(if this is true it is GOOD obviously, but the root is still rotted and I do not trust these ghouls to do anything cleanly)
I’m 3 episodes into Wonder Man and it’s the least Marvel-y show of all the Marvel shows (complimentary)
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II is so great (and hot) & I could watch him & Ben Kingsley go back and forth all day.
There’s a quiet depth to this show & so far I like it a lot!
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II is so great (and hot) & I could watch him & Ben Kingsley go back and forth all day.
There’s a quiet depth to this show & so far I like it a lot!
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m 3 episodes into Wonder Man and it’s the least Marvel-y show of all the Marvel shows (complimentary)
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II is so great (and hot) & I could watch him & Ben Kingsley go back and forth all day.
There’s a quiet depth to this show & so far I like it a lot!
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II is so great (and hot) & I could watch him & Ben Kingsley go back and forth all day.
There’s a quiet depth to this show & so far I like it a lot!
“splurging” on rotisserie chickens?!!!!
We’ll be “splurging” on a guillotine soon, don’t worry!
We’ll be “splurging” on a guillotine soon, don’t worry!
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
“splurging” on rotisserie chickens?!!!!
We’ll be “splurging” on a guillotine soon, don’t worry!
We’ll be “splurging” on a guillotine soon, don’t worry!
I love that bad bunny’s super bowl performance was NOT for the people in the stadium lol
with the human grass circling it & words/images on the Jumbotron instead of a camera on him,
this was made for his people at home,
which is amazing.
with the human grass circling it & words/images on the Jumbotron instead of a camera on him,
this was made for his people at home,
which is amazing.
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I love that bad bunny’s super bowl performance was NOT for the people in the stadium lol
with the human grass circling it & words/images on the Jumbotron instead of a camera on him,
this was made for his people at home,
which is amazing.
with the human grass circling it & words/images on the Jumbotron instead of a camera on him,
this was made for his people at home,
which is amazing.
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Minnesotans: I’m trying to help document this moment in our state’s history for an audio project on mutual aid. I’ve been doing some in-person interviews, but we’re all spread so thin right now. The simplest way you can help is by leaving a message with your story of mutual aid at 1-844-WE-HLP-US ☎️
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Minnesotans: I’m trying to help document this moment in our state’s history for an audio project on mutual aid. I’ve been doing some in-person interviews, but we’re all spread so thin right now. The simplest way you can help is by leaving a message with your story of mutual aid at 1-844-WE-HLP-US ☎️
Bad Bunny: “the only thing more powerful than hate is love”
republicans: THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE
republicans: THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Bad Bunny: “the only thing more powerful than hate is love”
republicans: THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE
republicans: THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE
I loved this “Bad Bunny, what would you say to little five year old Benito?” moment so much 🥹
February 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I loved this “Bad Bunny, what would you say to little five year old Benito?” moment so much 🥹
Bad Bunny’s super bowl performance was (among may things) an exploration of the roots of colonialism & slavery in the americas into present day.
It’s like he was saying- you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you 🙂
It’s like he was saying- you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you 🙂
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Bad Bunny’s super bowl performance was (among may things) an exploration of the roots of colonialism & slavery in the americas into present day.
It’s like he was saying- you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you 🙂
It’s like he was saying- you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you 🙂
I mean…. I was CLOSE
I hope the halftime show is entirely in Spanish but I also think that if he wanted, Bad Bunny could get Lady Gaga and Beyoncé to perform Telephone live for the first time ever, just because.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I mean…. I was CLOSE
I don’t know what teams are playing in the Super Bowl and frankly it’s none of my business
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I don’t know what teams are playing in the Super Bowl and frankly it’s none of my business
I hope the halftime show is entirely in Spanish but I also think that if he wanted, Bad Bunny could get Lady Gaga and Beyoncé to perform Telephone live for the first time ever, just because.
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I hope the halftime show is entirely in Spanish but I also think that if he wanted, Bad Bunny could get Lady Gaga and Beyoncé to perform Telephone live for the first time ever, just because.
Is there some kind of martini with cocktail onions trending on TikTok or something bc every 🚬 is posting them in their reels
(yes I’m asking about one app influencing another app on a third app)
(yes I’m asking about one app influencing another app on a third app)
February 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Is there some kind of martini with cocktail onions trending on TikTok or something bc every 🚬 is posting them in their reels
(yes I’m asking about one app influencing another app on a third app)
(yes I’m asking about one app influencing another app on a third app)
she would fucking hate A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
she would fucking hate A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
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sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
the new Muppet Show special was so cute 😭👏👏👏
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
the new Muppet Show special was so cute 😭👏👏👏
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My stance on Harris is that I disagree with her policies and historically would not vote for her in a primary but I think it's good that people are already talking about her running in 2028 for other reasons
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
My stance on Harris is that I disagree with her policies and historically would not vote for her in a primary but I think it's good that people are already talking about her running in 2028 for other reasons
It’s almost like no matter what Kamala Harris does, white people just want her to shut up and go away 🤔
(but if she did, I feel like those same people would be like “oh so why isn’t she using her platform?!”)
(but if she did, I feel like those same people would be like “oh so why isn’t she using her platform?!”)
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It’s almost like no matter what Kamala Harris does, white people just want her to shut up and go away 🤔
(but if she did, I feel like those same people would be like “oh so why isn’t she using her platform?!”)
(but if she did, I feel like those same people would be like “oh so why isn’t she using her platform?!”)
no snark (ok maybe a little snark)-
I get why some people might feel like they don’t want Kamala to run again- but I need to know who they think SHOULD run instead.
who would be the dream 2026 candidate? because right now i have no idea
I get why some people might feel like they don’t want Kamala to run again- but I need to know who they think SHOULD run instead.
who would be the dream 2026 candidate? because right now i have no idea
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
no snark (ok maybe a little snark)-
I get why some people might feel like they don’t want Kamala to run again- but I need to know who they think SHOULD run instead.
who would be the dream 2026 candidate? because right now i have no idea
I get why some people might feel like they don’t want Kamala to run again- but I need to know who they think SHOULD run instead.
who would be the dream 2026 candidate? because right now i have no idea
I saw a video of a woman talking about how she loves carrot cake, and asks for it for her birthday cake, but her husband thinks carrot cake is stupid so he refuses to get it for her FOR HER BIRTHDAY
I genuinely think this is grounds for divorce
I genuinely think this is grounds for divorce
a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a black shirt and earrings .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is wearing a black shirt and earrings .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I saw a video of a woman talking about how she loves carrot cake, and asks for it for her birthday cake, but her husband thinks carrot cake is stupid so he refuses to get it for her FOR HER BIRTHDAY
I genuinely think this is grounds for divorce
I genuinely think this is grounds for divorce
DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS was truly the album of 2025, I listened to in non-stop, beginning to end, singing along even though I don’t actually speak Spanish
a woman with curly hair says i feel puerto rican ricaaaaan
ALT: a woman with curly hair says i feel puerto rican ricaaaaan
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS was truly the album of 2025, I listened to in non-stop, beginning to end, singing along even though I don’t actually speak Spanish
being a conservative christian must be exhausting. they have a constantly shifting narrative of who “the enemy” is (black ppl! gays! Jews! Muslims! trans ppl! immigrants!) while bootlicking billionaires ruining their lives, attending churches fleecing them daily, & the gag is-
Jesus would hate them!
Jesus would hate them!
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
being a conservative christian must be exhausting. they have a constantly shifting narrative of who “the enemy” is (black ppl! gays! Jews! Muslims! trans ppl! immigrants!) while bootlicking billionaires ruining their lives, attending churches fleecing them daily, & the gag is-
Jesus would hate them!
Jesus would hate them!
I have a trip to Miami tomorrow, today they’re recording the coldest temperatures in south Florida in fifteen years 😂 see you at the beach!
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I have a trip to Miami tomorrow, today they’re recording the coldest temperatures in south Florida in fifteen years 😂 see you at the beach!
Rewatching Andor & there are crazy, scary parallels to our current landscape-
the scene (s1ep3) where the corpo goon squad lands on Ferrix, hunting Cassian. Bix is restrained by corpos & she’s knocked to the ground. Her bf confronts the squad to try and help her but he’s shot dead in the street.
the scene (s1ep3) where the corpo goon squad lands on Ferrix, hunting Cassian. Bix is restrained by corpos & she’s knocked to the ground. Her bf confronts the squad to try and help her but he’s shot dead in the street.
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Rewatching Andor & there are crazy, scary parallels to our current landscape-
the scene (s1ep3) where the corpo goon squad lands on Ferrix, hunting Cassian. Bix is restrained by corpos & she’s knocked to the ground. Her bf confronts the squad to try and help her but he’s shot dead in the street.
the scene (s1ep3) where the corpo goon squad lands on Ferrix, hunting Cassian. Bix is restrained by corpos & she’s knocked to the ground. Her bf confronts the squad to try and help her but he’s shot dead in the street.