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Sam
@macroplasticz.bsky.social
Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago
Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games
Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam
Honestly Suzanne Collins really did wonders by reintroducing Bread and Circuses into the cultural zeitgeist
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Added some cointreau to my hot cocoa
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Redownloading MTG Arena 😌
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Bloomf is ignoring me even tho I'm sending him high quality food pics
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Wow it's gay guy Christmas (the underwear I ordered came in the mail)
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
2016 / 2026
January 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I turned around a corner incorrectly yesterday and now my knee hurts today, love being an adult
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
People really need to stop fucking saying "unalived" and shit
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Okay I've seen four episodes of the gay sex hockey show now and like Shane and Ilya are sooooo boring
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I just remembered that it's 2026 which means Pokemon museum in a couple months :)))
Serebii Update: The Pokémon Fossil Museum will be making its first showcase outside of Japan at the Field Museum in Chicago in 2026

www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
January 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Haircut evidence
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Almost posted something that required nuance and then remembered nobody is forcing me to do that lmao
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Joined a book club!
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I got a haircut today but don't feel like posting a pic, everyone imagine me with super hot hair now
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
2027 is gonna be MY year 🥳😎🥰
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Whoops back to thinking about how my advisor really sat me down this morning and said "hey, you don't have imposter syndrome, you're just legitimately an imposter"
January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Unironically love answer phone calls and answering political surveys
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Alright personal crisis set aside, I missed listening to the news this morning so now I get to learn about global crisis instead yippeeee
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Fifth year PhD and my advisor said I need to start over on learning lab skills because I'm a bad scientist 😎
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Okay I'm on episode two of the gay sex hockey show
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Tell me why I'm crashing at 6 pm
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
First research talk of the year done 🥳

(my PI had wayyy too many opinions for a 9 am meeting on the first Monday of the year)
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Five days until Pidgey gets her harness and I can try taking her on a short walk (inside)
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
My foolproof method to avoiding Sunday scaries is to simply work through the weekend :)
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Need haircut
January 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM