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macroplasticz.bsky.social
Sam
@macroplasticz.bsky.social
Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago
Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games
Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam
Changed my vacuum pump oil at work all by myself
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
LOVE plastic
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Help I went out for hotpot with friends and now I'm stuffed and sleepy
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mamdani won the nyc mayoral election! 🎉
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Went to a wedding and I don't think I got a single picture whoops
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If there's no jazzercise at the function I'm not going
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Also I made my third batch of soup this month :)
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Little back update + she wanted attention
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trying to eat more even though I'm full
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Idk it's kinda cathartic to scream at the trump tower with thousands of other ppl
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh okay, I imagined this then
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's delicious
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The little lady herself
October 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Caramel Apple Pie Bars!
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's giving Promotional Material
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My total active projects just bumped up to six... I'm never gonna leave this program am I...
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Caramel has been confined to the Lube Jar as crime for burning me
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Somebody give me baking ideas for my apples
October 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Went apple picking and now I have far too many apples
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fun fact, we've produced around 12 billion metric tons of plastic since the 1950s when they first became commercially available, and only about 9% of that has been recycled :)
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Gym too busy so I've resorted to working out at home
October 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Coworker grew some jalapenos and brought some in for me so I will be quesadillaing for the indefinite future
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I've done it, I've skonged
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Immediately turned around after entering the gym because every single machine and bench was taken with several more people waiting for openings
September 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
DID YOU KNOW: today is thursday 💚
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM