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Fired dishwasher. Current unpaid intern.
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bring back ESPN classic
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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will be thinking about Fred Dust for the next 20 days or so
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, STAY IN LINE
April 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Vlade Divac tips the ball out to Robert Horry

Vlade Divac with the 2nd pick in the 2018 NBA Draft
I’m looking for something to cheer me up. What are some of the worst ways that kings have died?
February 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Remember to set the mood by putting on some alternative rock
February 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me
February 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Stalin, Biden, but the most horrid person with my name is Fatone.
ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
It's long been the worst of times for many of us
February 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.
525-Lb. Bear Discovered Under Evacuated Altadena Home Too Fat to Tranquilize: 'Not an Option'
An Altadena, Calif., man was shocked to discover he couldn't return to his home — which he evacuated due to the Eaton fire — because a 525-lb. bear had nested in the crawl space under his house. It to...
people.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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i love artificial intelligence
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM