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the girl with the badtz maru tattoo
@smoothiedog.bsky.social
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When Dracula dresses up he's "serving count." Anyway, have a good evening
November 7, 2023 at 3:03 AM
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not urine, ourine
September 22, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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Do you gals ever think about frotting
August 15, 2023 at 12:27 AM
bluesky I’m once again asking you to add group chat
August 9, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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over on the bad place people who’ve never heard of golf tape have convinced themselves a former president is murdering dudes in hand to hand combat
July 30, 2023 at 7:30 PM
i would love to use bluesky more if only it had GROUP CHATS
July 30, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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me: I’ll take dare

judge: no
July 30, 2023 at 11:41 AM
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hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
July 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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Me and who?
July 20, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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I’m something of a deeply bizarre anti-man myself.
July 20, 2023 at 10:14 PM
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be more like snorlax
eats 900 lbs of food a day
sleeps at inopportune times
July 18, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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when you just got the best pussy of your life
July 12, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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if a doctor says you’re “healthy as a horse”, you can ask them “which one?” and they have to show you a picture
July 11, 2023 at 1:32 AM
it fucking sucked give me my money back
July 10, 2023 at 3:27 AM
July 8, 2023 at 6:39 AM
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i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say
July 8, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
dude who drops the one if by land two if by sea lantern
July 4, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.
July 2, 2023 at 2:44 AM