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the mispeled witch
@smolcomputer.bsky.social
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blimblam.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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usili.bsky.social
Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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lagatofu.bsky.social
got hospitalized for my fire iv addiction they put me in the manaward
January 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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danika.bsky.social
incredible things are happening on tiktok

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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cctl.me
since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...

i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
An LGBTQ+ pride flag formatted in the layout of the SMPTE "color bars" test pattern used for broadcast television. The first set of columns use the colors of the gay pride flag, with the addition of the original SMPTE color on the final column. The second set of columns contains two pride flags - the pansexual flag horizontally, and the asexual flag flipped and horizontal. The final set of columns contains the three colors of the transgender flag and the two POC-inclusive colors, followed by the original bar gradient from the SMPTE ECR-1-1978 pattern.
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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winter.etheirys.social
friend just made this shit a sticker im sobbing
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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ghostynewt.bsky.social
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery
September 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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theonion.com
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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lovelysoftsnow.bsky.social
tried to get my skill points refunded today. guy at the door told me to go away. i tell you, i don't get no respecc
September 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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shykin.bsky.social
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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professorrora.bsky.social
I love boneless wings :3
repost is trans people should have free boneless wings
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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cnlohr.bsky.social
Share this image to keep the bread sandwich meme alive. Any time someone writes way too much boiler plate, or documentation that is meaningless. Whip this bad boy out.
January 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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kastor.sh
November 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
smolcomputer.bsky.social
@kastor.sh Lizard girls be like:
November 13, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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bmay.bsky.social
just want to make bread
November 11, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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brutejussy.etheirys.social
November 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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volgotha.bsky.social
summoning circle, hope this works

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A cure
🕯 For being clums- 🔥

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October 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
smolcomputer.bsky.social
I have a joke about game development but I need to exclusively tell it on the Epic Joke Store for a year before I can tell it here.
kastor.sh Kastor @kastor.sh · Oct 27
I have a joke about game development but I have to stay at the office until 10pm every night this week to make sure it gets finished.
thisisbennyk.com ThisIsBennyK @thisisbennyk.com · Oct 26
I have a joke about game development but when I pushed it to production, it broke the build
October 28, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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kastor.sh
October 18, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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kastor.sh
June 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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rageprufrock.bsky.social
The real problem with being Too Online is that eventually you're going to have to be a functional member of society with organizational responsibilities and have to swerve hard in the middle of a sentence so you don't say "skill issue" in a leadership meeting.
February 13, 2024 at 1:05 AM