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· Sep 12
God will send every #ICE agent to hell.
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commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
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[19th-century Trump] "They're bringing rum, they're bringing Romanism, they're bringing rebellion, and some, I assume, are good people."
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
[19th-century Trump] "They're bringing rum, they're bringing Romanism, they're bringing rebellion, and some, I assume, are good people."
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Mexico confirms president Claudia Sheinbaum has held talks with Brazil’s Lula and Colombia’s Petro to discuss solidarity in defence of each other’s sovereignty. Unconfirmed if increased military collaboration or intelligence sharing is on the table. Mexico also confirms it will provide oil to Cuba.
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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There is so much attrocious shit going on we’re not even talking about the dude who stole like 100 skeletons from a Philly cemetery. That should be the story of the week and we’re like “not now creep-o, we got bigger fish to fry.” UGH.
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
There is so much attrocious shit going on we’re not even talking about the dude who stole like 100 skeletons from a Philly cemetery. That should be the story of the week and we’re like “not now creep-o, we got bigger fish to fry.” UGH.
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I don't want to do any of the shit that I have to do on a regular basis. What's the reward for being alive? I get to pay my rent?
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I don't want to do any of the shit that I have to do on a regular basis. What's the reward for being alive? I get to pay my rent?
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You have to do stuff that rich people like, or else you are unproductive.
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 AM
You have to do stuff that rich people like, or else you are unproductive.
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The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.
(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.
(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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Every ICE agent will go to hell. Put the murderer to death now.
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Every ICE agent will go to hell. Put the murderer to death now.
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Ontologically speaking (in terms of size and quality of their soul) conservatives are essentially bugs
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Ontologically speaking (in terms of size and quality of their soul) conservatives are essentially bugs
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Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart
me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm
@washingtonpost.com you people fucking suck
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@washingtonpost.com you people fucking suck
@postopinions.bsky.social kirk/socrates take … OOOF. Even for a high schooler that’s pathetic. Embarrassing stuff! Yikes all around for wapo
September 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@postopinions.bsky.social kirk/socrates take … OOOF. Even for a high schooler that’s pathetic. Embarrassing stuff! Yikes all around for wapo
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They care more about this than any of the recent massacres of children because they see dead pundits as people and dead kids as content.
The pundit freak out is the suddenly feel like they’re targets now, they see the public is gonna just shrug at it, and they’re confronted with the monster they made. I don’t like it but welcome to abjection guys come on in the waters warm.
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
They care more about this than any of the recent massacres of children because they see dead pundits as people and dead kids as content.
If you thought darkest dungeon had bad writing, ooof check out darkest dungeon 2.
September 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you thought darkest dungeon had bad writing, ooof check out darkest dungeon 2.
Saying what those in power want you to say should not be awarded money or status. Opinion columnist is not a real job.
September 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Saying what those in power want you to say should not be awarded money or status. Opinion columnist is not a real job.
Not "far left" enough. Every day some opinion columnist (derogatory) thinks that in order for actual leftist actors to win, they need to stop being left in their politics. The extreme stance is not to defund the police, but to keep funding the police as they are now. DTP = rational.
September 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Not "far left" enough. Every day some opinion columnist (derogatory) thinks that in order for actual leftist actors to win, they need to stop being left in their politics. The extreme stance is not to defund the police, but to keep funding the police as they are now. DTP = rational.
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this is the ur- falsehood of our political era and everything from "schools shouldn't have locked down during covid" to "trans women in sports is a national crisis" are downstream of it and the through line of all of them is national media's willfull ignorance and complicity
September 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is the ur- falsehood of our political era and everything from "schools shouldn't have locked down during covid" to "trans women in sports is a national crisis" are downstream of it and the through line of all of them is national media's willfull ignorance and complicity
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at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
While I think in many ways Nate Silver is an idiot, there is a lot about far left progressivism that is a complete turn off to many centric Democrats and left leaning Republicans. It makes it more difficult for us to win elections.
We can begin with “defund the police.“
We can begin with “defund the police.“
September 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
RFK Jr is a dumb and ugly gargoyle looking bitch who has no value as a person or as a heavy object. It should be illegal to show his picture. People should be awarded money if they accidentally hear him speak because he sounds how he looks- frightening. Just horrendous. Hope the worms win.
August 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
RFK Jr is a dumb and ugly gargoyle looking bitch who has no value as a person or as a heavy object. It should be illegal to show his picture. People should be awarded money if they accidentally hear him speak because he sounds how he looks- frightening. Just horrendous. Hope the worms win.