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smartenoughmonkey
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shiny-headed, vegan, goofball.
(he/him)
January 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Thinking of starting a Bishop Budde fan club. Anybody in?
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's 9:40 am and I've already managed to stain my pants with coffee and peanut butter in two separate, unrelated incidents. It's gonna be one of those days....
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Mexico has sent hundreds of firefighters to LA. Turns out they ARE sending their best.
January 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I probably should have gotten out a day or so earlier, but I finally yoinked the last of the viable green tomatoes off the vines!
November 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
That reminds me...I have some ghost broccoli in the fridge just looking to be exorcised.
FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
November 16, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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(found on mastodon):

What happens when you tell an AI image generator to recreate the scene of Jesus flipping over tables.
I mean, it's 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 correct. 😅

mastodon.nz/@KiwiEV/1110...
September 17, 2023 at 8:59 AM
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The last words you hear are “you do not bring joy”
Love a good metadata error
September 14, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I was today years old (yesterday, technically) when I found out this was a thing!
Lesbian rule - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 14, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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my favorite one:
September 14, 2023 at 1:52 AM
August 26, 2023 at 5:24 PM
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Chris Hemsworth, I believe, is 6’ 3” and 215 pounds.
August 25, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Bad UX at work...I almost hit the wrong button every.single.time.
August 24, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Why do I feel like Rudy's trying to steal my life force?
Professor Whoriarty
Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released:
August 24, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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did u know the real reason pc games use the wasd keys to move???
w is for "walking forward"
a is for "am going left"
d is for "due right"
and s is for "sbackward"
August 10, 2023 at 1:43 PM
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have they tried moving forward or trying to detect it? It's not too late
There's a whippet on the loose in my neighbourhood and no one can catch him. The neighbourhood fb page is going wild with attempts!
August 23, 2023 at 11:50 AM
Biometrics fail: I managed to cut myself while cleaning up a broken plate yesterday, and I had a bandaid on my index finger. It wasn't until I went to log into a secure app that I realized I hadn't actually added any *other* fingers for login and had to peel the bandaid off!
August 23, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance
August 22, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I am, as always, glad that I didn't have to learn English as a second language!
This kinda blew my mind.
August 22, 2023 at 1:16 PM
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Is this accurate, stooges?
August 19, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Catching 11:11 is like a recurring theme in my life. (I used to have a folder on my phone of pics and screenshots from every time I randomly looked at the time and saw it.) I'm not sure I believe there's any real significance to that, but it has gotten me googling about it.
Yeah I caught 11:11 & 12:12 today so do you guys wanna ask me how it feels to be god’s favorite?
August 21, 2023 at 5:11 PM
I feel the need to confess...I've uploaded a few pictures lately and completely spaced writing alt text. I'd go back and edit the posts, but that's not an option.

I didn't think I needed the toggle to make alt text strictly required, but apparently, I need that kind of supervision!
August 20, 2023 at 6:00 PM