I probably should have gotten out a day or so earlier, but I finally yoinked the last of the viable green tomatoes off the vines!

Bad UX at work...I almost hit the wrong button every.single.time.

old timer-pic, but...
rs with your most dramatic b&w selfie

This is someone else's montage, but it occurred to me just recently that Bruce Campbell and Morrissey look a lot alike nowadays!

@ariemoyal.com I finally made it out to Sunrise for some vegan Caribbean food. It was pretty tasty but I disagree with the reviewer who said their mac was better than NuVegan!

Earlier I saw 5 turkey vultures on a neighbor's rooftop, and now OPM is concerned enough about a coming storm that they're telling DC employees to go home early.

Do the vultures know something?? Is this an end-of-days scenario?!

As we all fluah the Xitter, maybe it's a good time to reintroduce ourselves!

Name: Jeff
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Washington, DC
Hobbies: maintaining trails, gardening, cooking
Reskeet w/ your introduction!

If it is a cicada, just give it time and it will turn into a completely different kind of frightening bug...like a nightmare pokemon.

Was that thing alive? Cicadas look like this when they molt and leave behind an exoskeleton.

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Not to completely nerd out here, but I believe they were actually drinking (blue) bantha milk.

I was today years old when I found out that Rorschach from the Watchmen movie is the same actor who played Moocher in the 70s movie Breaking Away.

...either menacing or constipated. The jury's still out.

Iggy dog managed to hurt her tail this morning but seemed otherwise unfazed. We only noticed a problem when she started walking around, tail wagging, and flinging blood splatters along the walls and floors. She's bandaged and resting now but I shudder to think of what a blacklight would reveal!

Wild bergamot, also known as bee balm...'cause, you know...