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Slurpi 💦
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32 | she/her | NSFW 🔞
mostly writer, sometimes painter, always slut.
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Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Slurpi13/works
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Early reviews are in on my latest fic!

“fuck you for making this so good”

“what the fuck did I just read??”

”I'm so fucking confused by how hot this was.”

Come see what all the fuss is about

Unholy Cow! Explicit, 2.5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/70903981

#goodomens #goodomensnsfw
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I retrace my steps #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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commission!
link to the fic below 👇

#goodomens
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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💕Happy #Azirafeast 💝

#GoodOmens #aziracrow
(You can find preg. versions and versions of Aziraphale with a vulva up on you-know-where!)
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Happy #AziraFeast day!
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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something delicious for #Azirafeast 🍯✨
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This recent fic of mine couldn’t fit the vibe of #azirafeast more honestly, it’s Aziraphale allowing himself to engage in pure hedonistic indulgence encouraged enthusiastically by Crowley to a rather precarious degree
just in time for a friday night wank it's these two freaks getting kinky again in their retirement era, this time somehow healing their past by leaning into their affinity for public sex, ft. a hefty serving of feeding/food kink on the side

#goodomensnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/73850386
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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This is excellent advice
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Every new piece of technology seems designed to invade what little privacy I have left so my life can be sold to private businesses and the surveillance state while also demanding a monthly payment.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Haha I shitily edited one for your viewing pleasure
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Here it is, the blorbofication of Rembrandt’s The Storm
Of The Sea of Galilee for @tawnyowl95.bsky.social’s In The Same Boat. Link below 🙂
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart #RailingWhileSailing
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
good news everyone ao3 can get her driver‘s license
#AO3 is turning 16! Look back with us on some of what we accomplished this year, and participate in our anniversary fanwork prompt! Learn more at otw-news.org/yckt835x #AO3Celebrates16
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I’ve not been posting much new art of late, so I thought I’d post some oldies from before BlueSky! #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Head supervisor (?) guy at my job LOVES ai. Told the whole company he spent much of the weekend listening to ai “soul” music. Swallow that irony. People should be openly mocked for saying these things in public.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Take care of each other and hype artists and authors (and podficcers and mood board and photomanip creators) who don't see parts of the community as nothing more than fodder for cruel jokes. There is so much amazing work out there to enjoy, it's awe inspiring tbh
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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apropos of nothing
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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he didn’t mean to fall…❤️‍🔥

#goodomensfanart #goodomens
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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our world 💫

#goodomens #goodomens3
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Del Toro’s Frankenstein is like a balm for each and every soul hurt by bad adaptations of this book over the years. A genuinely healing experience, and visually stunning as well!
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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just in time for a friday night wank it's these two freaks getting kinky again in their retirement era, this time somehow healing their past by leaning into their affinity for public sex, ft. a hefty serving of feeding/food kink on the side

#goodomensnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/73850386
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
just in time for a friday night wank it's these two freaks getting kinky again in their retirement era, this time somehow healing their past by leaning into their affinity for public sex, ft. a hefty serving of feeding/food kink on the side

#goodomensnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/73850386
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM