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Slurpi 💦
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32 | she/her | NSFW 🔞
mostly writer, sometimes painter, always slut.
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Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Slurpi13/works
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Early reviews are in on my latest fic!

“fuck you for making this so good”

“what the fuck did I just read??”

”I'm so fucking confused by how hot this was.”

Come see what all the fuss is about

Unholy Cow! Explicit, 2.5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/70903981

#goodomens #goodomensnsfw
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“See you tonight, Angel ♥️”

A little Polaroid left on the Angel’s desk.

Happy Valentine’s Day if you celebrate.
It’s been a while since I’ve drawn anything. Life & kids have kept me busy! 🙃
I hope you all have a lovely day!!

#goodomensnsfw #goodomensfanart #crowley
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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"Everyone learned how to press buttons, and no one remembered how to dive for pearls" - beautiful Terry Pratchett line (from 1981's Strata) that I'm going to start deploying whenever someone posts shit AI Discworld art.
February 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope y’all have a sweet day and feel love, for yourself and your people. I got ranked best pretend boyfriend by not 1 but 2 people this week so I’ll be sitting here beaming with my trophy. Oh, and cuddling the spouse who deserves one too 😆
#goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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💘💘 💘💘
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February 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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there was another polaroid📷🖤 happy valentine’s day!

#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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I’m so happy I could cry love hearts!
#GoodOmens3
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Teaser for Good Omens 3.

Coming out May 13, 2026.

😇😈

———
Via GoodOmensPrime (Twitter/X)
#GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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I'M SO EXCITED OH MY GOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Watch the GO fandom break the internet 🔥🔥
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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brb taking PTO for May 13
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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you're legally allowed to take the afternoon off to analyse the good omens 3 teaser btw
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Don’t allow tech to turn you into an un-person. Refuse to let AI make things you could produce with your own brain. Develop your mental & creative faculties. Read constantly. They want you illiterate, and nothing threatens them more than a brain that is sharp and intact.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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We're witnessing the greatest sustained attack on the human spirit in history. Big Tech seeks to destroy the arts. They're destroying the school system. They want to make us lobotomized people who can't read, write or create. They've turned dystopian fiction into a manual.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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College students are shuffling through school without doing any reading or writing. Tech is trying to automate the making of music. You get called pretentious for insisting that people know basic words. We are regressing by every measure.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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No offense but I think we underestimate how many of our current problems, both cultural and political, are downstream of the decline in reading, the decline in learning and the loss of interest in the humanities.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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C. S. Lewis tried to warn us about AI
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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DADDY’S HOME!!!
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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me in hell
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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IM NOT GONNA USE GEMINI

IM NOT GONNA USE COPILOT

IM NOT GONNA USE CHATGPT

IM NOT GONNA USE CLAUDE

IM NOT GONNA USE GROK

ALL YALL CAN GET FUCKED INTO THE SUN
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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(I've been thinking about this since Wednesday, so here you go)
February 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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Next #ThemeThursday, pick your trope:

💗 We’re pretending it’s platonic (it is not)
🖤 This will end badly (and we both know it)

Choose your emotional devastation. Coming soon! 💌
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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I've got a new pattern for y'all ✨
#art #crossstitch
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Oh Angel I've missed yoouuu #goodomens #goodomens3
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM