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Slurpi 💦
@slurpi13.bsky.social
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mostly writer, sometimes painter, always slut.
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Slurpi 💦 @slurpi13.bsky.social · Sep 17
Early reviews are in on my latest fic!

“fuck you for making this so good”

“what the fuck did I just read??”

”I'm so fucking confused by how hot this was.”

Come see what all the fuss is about

Unholy Cow! Explicit, 2.5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/70903981

#goodomens #goodomensnsfw
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depraveddame.bsky.social
apropos of nothing
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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colourlifesmile.bsky.social
he didn’t mean to fall…❤️‍🔥

#goodomensfanart #goodomens
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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elkmrlos.bsky.social
our world 💫

#goodomens #goodomens3
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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dee-morris.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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tnperkins4.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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youryurigoddess.bsky.social
Del Toro’s Frankenstein is like a balm for each and every soul hurt by bad adaptations of this book over the years. A genuinely healing experience, and visually stunning as well!
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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slurpi13.bsky.social
just in time for a friday night wank it's these two freaks getting kinky again in their retirement era, this time somehow healing their past by leaning into their affinity for public sex, ft. a hefty serving of feeding/food kink on the side

#goodomensnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/73850386
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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barleybap.bsky.social
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
slurpi13.bsky.social
just in time for a friday night wank it's these two freaks getting kinky again in their retirement era, this time somehow healing their past by leaning into their affinity for public sex, ft. a hefty serving of feeding/food kink on the side

#goodomensnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/73850386
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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heohl.bsky.social
You mean, like, a sudden rainstorm forces them together beneath a canopy, they look into each other's eyes and realize they were meant for each other."

#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands #GoodOmensFanart #Gos3 #Aziraphale #Crowley #GoodOmensComic #IneffableHusbandsFanart #aziracrow
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
Omfg i adore these! An ao3 theme??? Amazing
ellipsus.com Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · 4d
It’s coming... ThemeThursday! Four versions of the future we were promised (+ the one we’re writing ourselves).

⛓️‍💥 Wasteland - the poetry of ruin.
🫧 Aero - a shiny glint of optimism.
💾 Retrograde - the computer room, and one overly helpful paperclip.
❤️ Kudos - iykyk.

Check em out next week!
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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holliism.bsky.social
seems like a necessary post
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool. 😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist. 😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts. 😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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dee-morris.bsky.social
A real man loves his woman every day of the month.
davidtennant1971.bsky.social David Tennant @davidtennant1971.bsky.social · 5d
David Tennant Daily Photo!

A photo today of David from Macbeth

#DavidTennant
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
coming soon to an ao3 near you 👀 this one has been slow cookin for a while now, she’s nearly ready to serve 💅
An image of text from Slurpi’s upcoming fic that reads: Aziraphale’s gaze meandered and dallied on a journey about his figure with a casual possession, annoyingly, arousingly smug with the knowledge of what he was doing to Crowley. Under his ever-kept composure, he was heated too. Crowley could see it in the soft pink that decorated the poetry of his features, in his parted lips calling out to him. He could feel it in the lust rolling off the angel as a heavy blue overcast with craving dragged trenches through him, only serving to wind Crowley up tighter as he soaked the sin up into his very pores, an endless answer and call of cyclical arousal pinging between them. Aziraphale gave him a coquettish look with an abundance of lashes and pursed, pleased lips that he patted at with his napkin. “Alright, my dear?” “Never better,” Crowley rumbled, meaning it. He shifted slightly in his seat, squeezed his thighs together, and laid his wrist casually over his crotch as their waiter came to check in on them once more.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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skippyys.bsky.social
NSFW!! Yum
#goodomensnsfw
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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aurorapeachy.bsky.social
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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coffeeloree.bsky.social
Who wants a cute and soft duck? :3

#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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catartkd.bsky.social
I made femme Aziraphale and Crowley, Art Nouveau style art for an event on Reddit in spring of 2024. This is where my profile pic came from. #goodomens #goodomensfanart
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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loni-capri.bsky.social
the end of a fun night out 💫
#goodomensnsfw
Aziraphale and Crowley are in a parking lot late at night. They're illuminated by the light from lamp posts and nearby businesses. Crowley is wearing a light jacket, a drapey mini-dress, stockings and heels, and silver jewelry, while Aziraphale is in his usual attire, with a lipstick kiss on his neck. Crowley is leaned back against the Bentley, with one leg over Aziraphale's shoulder, as Aziraphale kneels in front of him. He's pulled Crowley's panties aside to suck his cock, and is also pressing his thumb into Crowley's ass. Crowley is reaching down to hold onto Aziraphale's sleeve. They're both thoroughly enjoying this.
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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avadoingart.bsky.social
Dirty Donkey Ineffable Kinktober chapter 8 Tenderness

Well, sometimes Aziraphale has to show some authority. 😂

#goodomens #goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands #kinktober #neckgrabbing #lipbiting
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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funkyearthchild.bsky.social
Look! I created an Ineffable Fic/Art event! I heard Christmas music this morning. While I love a jolly holiday, it is still Fall. Please join in with your own interpretations - fic, art, dance, video - and pick as many or as little prompts as you'd like. SFW and NSFW welcome. Please tag!

Have fun
Graphic for It Still Fall Y'all - An Ineffable Cozy Fic and Art Event 2025. The words are all written in a pumpkin orange color against a soft Brown and cream and blue tartan background. There is a numbered list that reads as follows: 1 - Fall Festival 2 - Cooking Together 3 - Leaf peeping 4 - Corn Maze 5 - Bonfire Night 6 - Harvest 7 - Jumpers 8 - Cozy Home Decorating 9 - St. James Park 10 - Autumnal Picnic 11 - Bedtime Stories 12 - Farmer’s Market 13 - Caught In The Rain 14 - Crisp Autumn Walk 15 - I’m Thankful For You 16 - South Downs 17 - Crafting 18 - Cozy Nights 19 - Feast of Aziraphale 20 - Blanket Fort 21 - Board Games 22 - Nature Exploration 23 - Baking 24 - Stargazing 25 - Keep Me Warm 26 - Light 27 - Holding Hands 28 - Snuggles and Cuddles 29 - Creator’s Choice 30 - Christmas Market There is a graphic of a pair of angel wings at the bottom.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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delannoie.bsky.social
Hope you had a fun Halloween. 🎃
Have a cozy evening everyone!

#fanart #GoodOmens #queerart
Digital art. Fanart. Aziraphale and Crowley from tv-show Good Omens lying on a couch cuddling. Crowley lays his head on Aziraphale's chest with gentle smile cheek. Aziraphale strokes the back of his head with sweet loving expressions. He is reading a book while Crowley seem to be falling asleep.
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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gingerhaole.bsky.social
Happy #Halloween! 🎃

Crowley has no angel to show off his slutty witch costume to (Aziraphale is away with friends). Surely Maggie and the girls will bring round wine and a salad bowl of leftover mini chocolates, and they can all get twisted and howl at the moon. #goodomens
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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scalesnart.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃🕸✨️

#goodomens
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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jj-lu.bsky.social
Final chapter: Happy Halloween! 🎃

Pinup witch Aziraphale taking her beloved snek out for a spin on her new broom!

archiveofourown.org/works/725332...

#goodomens #goodomensfanart #CrowleySnek #happyhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM