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Slurpi 💦
@slurpi13.bsky.social
190 followers 150 following 360 posts
32 | she/her | NSFW 🔞
mostly writer, sometimes painter, always slut.
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Slurpi 💦 @slurpi13.bsky.social · Sep 17
Early reviews are in on my latest fic!

“fuck you for making this so good”

“what the fuck did I just read??”

”I'm so fucking confused by how hot this was.”

Come see what all the fuss is about

Unholy Cow! Explicit, 2.5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/70903981

#goodomens #goodomensnsfw
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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lonicera-c.bsky.social
(I've been thinking about this since Wednesday, so here you go)
the Good Omens 3 promo shot of Aziraphale's back as he's facing the bookshop, but I've added Jacob Black from Twilight running up to him on the right side, with text beneath that reads, "Aziraphale! Where the hell have you been, loca?"
February 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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ellipsus.com
Next #ThemeThursday, pick your trope:

💗 We’re pretending it’s platonic (it is not)
🖤 This will end badly (and we both know it)

Choose your emotional devastation. Coming soon! 💌
A teaser of two new Ellipsus themes: "True Valentine", a bright red and pink theme, and "Orchid Noir" a sultry a dark-violet and pink.
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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ansitru.bsky.social
I've got a new pattern for y'all ✨
#art #crossstitch
A photo of a finished crossstitch piece, surrounded by fake flowers and bobbins of floss. The text reads "genAI is for losers"
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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northernrobot.bsky.social
Reasons to live AZIRAPHALE IS HOME
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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novaviis.bsky.social
Oh Angel I've missed yoouuu #goodomens #goodomens3
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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goodomenshq.bsky.social
📚...
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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quona.bsky.social
The next chapter of Belayed Grat is up. Controversial plot twist! Aziraphale becomes a competitive pumpkin farmer.

archiveofourown.org/works/653152...

#goodomens #aziraphale #goodomensfanfic ##belayedgratification
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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eefaevie.bsky.social
my holiday exchange gift for @pepper-bird.bsky.social ! how I imagine someone would have illuminated their story in the middle ages ❤︎

#goodomens | #evie.art | #evie.go
An illustration in the style of an illuminated manuscript from the middle ages. At the top, the opening line of the Good Omens novel reads: "It was a nice day. All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn't been invented yet..." beginning with an illuminated I showing a snake wrapped around the I holding an apple on its tail. Beneath the text, two winged figures face each other. The one on the left, Crowley, has long red hair tied into a braid, and is wearing black robes with a red shawl. He has wings in shades of yellow, green, and blue. On the right, Aziraphale has short white hair, and is wearing gold-trimmed white robes. His wings are shades of blue and purple. Both figures have gold leaf halos. Surrounding them is a border of vines, flowers, and creatures, including a red dragon, a small brown bird, a dove, a lion, a rabbit, and a snail. The illustration is signed eefaevie.
February 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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spicynoon.bsky.social
“…are you gonna fuck me?” #heatedrivalry #hollanov #nsfw
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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elegantlab.bsky.social
please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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noahdeaart.bsky.social
Free fall
January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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dalliancekay.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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kartatchk.bsky.social
So it's like the second season came out 2.5 years ago, so today we got 2.5 instead of 3
🤡🤣❤️😭
#GoodOmens2 #GoodOmens3
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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mizmak.bsky.social
Angel Aziraphale from Eden looking at the elevator door from the Good Omens Prime Video social media account, with the caption, "It's ineffable."
January 28, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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quitequaintrelle.bsky.social
I mean. Clearly.
Image from the Good Omens Prime social media account with an elevator promo image. There are lines tracing two figures kissing overlaid over a shadow.
January 28, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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skullfragments.bsky.social
so obviously aziraphale and crowley are on the other side of the elevator door making out
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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northernrobot.bsky.social
A PornHub video entitled edged for three weeks with no relief posted by good omens prime and it's a screenshot of the latest cryptic fucking twitter post
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
go girl (good omens prime) give us nothing! ✨
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
Crowley and Aziraphale standing behind someone short? muriel? Kid jesus? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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thavron.bsky.social
What’s this I spy on the horizon? Is it another chapter of @tawnyowl95.bsky.social ‘s fabulous boating boys? And with art from yours truly? You’ll have to click on the link to find out!

archiveofourown.org/works/714988...

#GoodOmens #GoodOmensAU #RailingWhileSailing
In The Same Boat - Chapter 9 - TawnyOwl95 - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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slurpi13.bsky.social
of course!!! Happy bingo-ing
Blank good omens 3 bingo template
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 AM
slurpi13.bsky.social
my bingo card complete before tomorrow 👀 #goodomens
Bingo card for good omens season 3 predictions: Aziraphale removes crowley’s glasses amnesia cottage ducks 1941 part 3 Crowley rescued wedding garden BAMF Aziraphale hug Jesus Kilt Crowley silly hair or outfit (free space) Holding hands Azi’s gun christmas USA femme look Kiss Rain scene Implied sex flashback magic bodyswap "My angel"
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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cobaltdsc.bsky.social
เดินเล่นกับยัยลูกเป็ด💛
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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colourlifesmile.bsky.social
he’s an angel, not a warrior💔

#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM