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Slurpi 💦
@slurpi13.bsky.social
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32 | she/her | NSFW 🔞
mostly writer, sometimes painter, always slut.
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Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Slurpi13/works
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just in time for a friday night wank it's these two freaks getting kinky again in their retirement era, this time somehow healing their past by leaning into their affinity for public sex, ft. a hefty serving of feeding/food kink on the side

#goodomensnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/73850386
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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coming soon to an ao3 near you 👀 this one has been slow cookin for a while now, she’s nearly ready to serve 💅
An image of text from Slurpi’s upcoming fic that reads: Aziraphale’s gaze meandered and dallied on a journey about his figure with a casual possession, annoyingly, arousingly smug with the knowledge of what he was doing to Crowley. Under his ever-kept composure, he was heated too. Crowley could see it in the soft pink that decorated the poetry of his features, in his parted lips calling out to him. He could feel it in the lust rolling off the angel as a heavy blue overcast with craving dragged trenches through him, only serving to wind Crowley up tighter as he soaked the sin up into his very pores, an endless answer and call of cyclical arousal pinging between them. Aziraphale gave him a coquettish look with an abundance of lashes and pursed, pleased lips that he patted at with his napkin. “Alright, my dear?” “Never better,” Crowley rumbled, meaning it. He shifted slightly in his seat, squeezed his thighs together, and laid his wrist casually over his crotch as their waiter came to check in on them once more.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
slurpi13.bsky.social
Look what my friend sent me for my birthday 🥹💖 please note the amazing Jane Austen card as well.
#goodomens
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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cw: piss kink

Even demons have to remember to pee after sex. Might as well water the garden at the same time.

this is my small contribution to #ineffablekinktober2025 keep it kinky my friends ❤️‍🔥

#goodomens #goodomensnsfw
Watercolor art of Crowley peeing in a flowered field.
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
slurpi13.bsky.social
FUCK CENSORSHIP

have some filth 💖🐮🍓

#goodomensnsfw #goodomens #ineffablehusbands

archiveofourown.org/works/70903981
"What is it, my love? Do the machines not help milk you as well as I do?" The 'machine' in question was a butt plug wedged a few inches deep inside Crowley, humming something fierce but not quite enough to do anything other than drive him mad and induce a constant anticipatory leak of precum to escape him. It was black and white spotted cow print to match the rest of his outfit: a chintzy headband with plush little ears and stubby horns, a white lace and black ruffled garter belt holding up white stockings with black bows, and his normal collar embellished with a large bell, special for the occasion. It clanged and knocked heavy and cold against his clavicle as he gave a meek shake of his head. "No, of course they don't. There's no love in them," Aziraphale cooed. He relieved Crowley of his hiding spot as he shifted around to his side, and the three legs of the tiny upturned stool beside him scraped against the floor as Aziraphale righted and repositioned it. He tutted quietly, pityingly as he perched on the edge of his stool, laying a comforting hand over the small of Crowley's back. "I suppose I will just have to see to you myself then."
September 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Thank you for thinking of me @naromoreau.bsky.social 💖😘

Wet & messy oral sex and praise kink in the cottage, yep sounds about right lmao. Shocked gentle dom Aziraphale isn’t on there, I swear that is nearly every fic.

Tagging @tawnyowl95.bsky.social @thavron.bsky.social @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social
Slurpi’s ao3 works frequently used tags in order: plot what plot/porn without plot, oral sex, hair pulling, crowley has a praise kink (good omens), embedded images, wet & messy, praise kink, crowley loves Aziraphale (good omens), Aziraphale loved crowley (good omens), south downs cottage (good omens)
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I dabble with arting occasionally, but at my core I love writing kink fic where they’re disgustingly in love and tender with each other. I also delight in a cracky silly fic. Here’s some recent works I’m proud of 💖
archiveofourown.org/works/64337188
archiveofourown.org/works/62710867
Watercolor art of Crowley looking up in surprise with a LARGE suggestive phallic shadow over his face. Watercolor art of Crowley from the neck down with his legs spread sitting casually on a leather sofa. His trousers are unzipped and “Property of A.Z. Fell” can be read on his underwear band. His thumb is in his belt loop tugging his trousers open, and his other hand holds a wine glass with just his fingertips. Watercolor art of Crowley looking off to the side in a comfy black jumper rubbing Aziraphale’s tartan socked foot in his hand. An artwork in watercolor of Crowley on all fours with a golden collar. Aziraphale is holding his leash looking very proud with his other hand buried in Crowley’s hair. A blue ribbon with ‘Best in Show’ is in the corner.
July 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
Aw yes, I feel the same way!! Love talking with you anytime about anything, Don’t ever hesitate to message me 💖 Just know you’re not alone, I think a lot of us have been going through it, and that’s okay, the horrors persist but so do we!
Sad Crowley driving a pink car after the F15 breakup with the text “the horrors persist but so do I”
July 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
Careful, he bites. #goodomens #goodomensfanart #goodomensnsfw
An artwork in watercolor of Crowley on all fours with a golden collar. Aziraphale is holding his leash looking very proud with his other hand buried in Crowley’s hair. A blue ribbon with ‘Best in Show’ is in the corner.
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
slurpi13.bsky.social
Hands are hard sorry just imagine it’s holding the end of his leash for now
June 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
slurpi13.bsky.social
Chapter 2 posted, reviews are in 💖💖💖
June 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
who up foolin they gold? 💦💦💦
Screenshot from fic that reads: There was something particularly beautiful when Crowley completely lost himself in this way, safe within the confines of Aziraphale’s guidance. He was smaller, softer, whimpering and whining instead of scowling and snarling. With no armor of snake-skin boots, leather vest, and layered black fabric to hide behind, his sharpened angles smoothed under the warm lighting of their bedside lamps. All was laid bare, vulnerable underbelly that he only allowed Aziraphale to see. The hardened amber in his eyes turned honeyed as he looked up to Aziraphale and readily relinquished all control—liquid, pliant, and cradled for safekeeping within Aziraphale’s palms. Loathe as Aziraphale was to admit it, appreciating the glorious view of Crowley’s uninhibited rapture was easier when his vision was not hindered so wholly by his own lust, white hot and obscuring his attention while he buried himself to the hilt in the heat of him. Aziraphale could more dispassionately observe how Crowley didn’t just grip the sheets but kneaded at them in a rhythm, anchoring himself against the increasing tempo set by the puppet angel’s pounding thrusts. At this position, Aziraphale could more clearly hear every note of the symphony of pleasure he performed, each soft gasp and breathy moan, a gift. And as he gazed up at Aziraphale as he was asked, half-lidded in a daze of bliss, his unwavering love was so deeply apparent that Aziraphale was left equal parts emotional as he was utterly and devastatingly aroused.
June 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
slurpi13.bsky.social
The last few months I’ve been working on a new project unlike anything I’ve done before to try to grow as a writer. The first chapter is now posted. An angsty fantasy fic about opposite sides, choices, and fate with dragon Crowley and former knight Aziraphale
archiveofourown.org/works/660979...
Screenshot of opening paragraphs reads: Perhaps it had been the addition of embroidered gold thread on his tunic that had garnered the dragon’s attention. Aziraphale had always had a penchant for the finer things when circumstances allowed, but even he could admit that this addition to his attire was well and truly bordering on the side of gaudy. He hadn’t been able to resist twisting and turning his body just so in the full-length mirror of the royal tailor’s work chambers, entranced by the gleam not entirely dissimilar to the armour he’d once donned himself in. That was, when the armour was polished and clean for pageantry events, not tarnished in the coagulated rust of men slain. His ornate tunics typically had no need to fear such a state, an overly decadent and rambunctious dinner the only threat to their splendour. Of late, his only adversary was a dribble of strawberry jam or a stray bit of dirt kicked up from the footpath as he meandered through the gardens, book in hand. Wearing ostentatious gold was long seen as a temptation of fate, but almost a year had passed since the last dragon sighting and the subsequent attempts of knights and mercenaries to slay it, and never had the beast dared to stray so close to the King’s castle, perhaps somehow sensing the repercussions. How was Aziraphale meant to know the neatly crafted stitching would call forth the creature's ire?
June 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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😭💖
May 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
aaaaaaa thank you
May 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
“Look what you’ve done, angel.” #goodomens #goodomensfanart
Crowley sits on a leather couch with a wine glass in one hand and his thumb hooked into his belt loop with the other. “Property of A Z Fell” is embroidered on his waistband, and there’s a wet blot on his underwear. A cropped crotch shot of the art where we can see Crowley’s tummy freckles and the shadowing of his bulge.
May 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
slurpi13.bsky.social
LMAO no it doesn’t!!! It’s magnificent. Here’s mine
April 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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who wants a friendship bracelet
April 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I published TWO fics yesterday, including a birthday gift for my bestie @pixiefairy15.bsky.social! Aziraphale goes into Crowley’s dreaming mind only to get jealous of his own damn dream self because he’s a silly goose. Spitroasting that snake ensues
archiveofourown.org/works/64329346
#goodomens
Fool’s Gold by Slurpi13 Summary: Dipping into Crowley’s dream to find the two of them together in their cottage bed shouldn’t have bothered Aziraphale as much as it did. In fact, he should've been flattered that when Crowley’s mind was at ease, pleasure-rich, and free to concoct any plethora of fantasies, he wished for nothing more than what they so often practiced in reality. But the fact of the matter remained—Aziraphale wasn’t fucking Crowley; he was watching Crowley get fucked.
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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If you like lighthearted, silly, and very explicit crack treated seriously fic then do I have the fic for you. Delulu Tartziraphale finds himself a sex demon to bang in a temple. He might be a repressed virgin, but he’s still a whore #goodomens archiveofourown.org/works/64337188
How to Smite a Demon in a God Honouring Way by Slurpi13 Summary: Former priest and current Oxford Senior Research Fellow Dr. A. Z. Fell must recover a precious artefact to appease the college and continue to have his quite expensive and entirely necessary bottles of wine, large glasses of sherry, and countless cups of tea funded on his excursions across the globe. Though his apprehension toward the final unexplored chamber of the temple had more to do with the chance of getting his beloved trousers wet rather than the hysterical warnings from the locals concerning demonic spirits, it was his last chance. Now, if he could just muster up the strength to bear the indignity of wearing shorts…
April 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Fandom friends just get it.
March 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Screenshot of a ficlet that reads: “Be not afraid.” A glaze of amusement over lust-shaded eyes betrayed Aziraphale’s solemn tone, the corners of his mouth twitching. “Shut up." All the heat that should’ve accompanied the remark bloomed into a flush under Crowley's freckled cheeks instead. He swallowed the saliva pooling in his mouth. “Does She know you’ve kept another flaming sword stashed away?” Aziraphale chuckled. “Oh, I should think so. Her grand design after all.” He lifted his hand to Crowley’s chin, thumb pressed flat under his lip. “You needn’t indulge me.” The angel’s voice wrapped around him as gently as the hand that cradled him, entwined so deeply with love Crowley wanted to wear it threadbare. He gripped Aziraphale by the base and dragged his forked tongue experimentally over the tip. Aziraphale’s sharp gasp masked his own soft groan. “You just hold onto your halo, angel.”
March 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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And without the shadow + freckles!
March 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Be not afraid. #goodomens #goodomensfanart
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Crowley’s already pulling him a pint as he walks in
March 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM