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Sam
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Theatre lighting and sound by day, simping for Aziraphale by night, usually posting about being emotionally devastated by Good Omens or Arsenal FC
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Today’s the day!!! Plus One is live!!! Click here to order - and if you’d prefer a physical copy, please know I’m working on it!

books2read.com/u/3nJkJ5
a pink starfish with a face and the words `` today 's the daaaay '' written on it .
ALT: a pink starfish with a face and the words `` today 's the daaaay '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#GOJail

Day 6 back in jail, day two in this bloody oubliette. All the guards seem to have gone VERY quiet - any chance of a pen and paper or a crossword puzzle book to while away the hours?
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Roll up, roll up - fresh angst for famous!AUs of any flavour!

youtu.be/q9FAHgTvReI?...
Florence + The Machine - Buckle (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by florencemachine
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November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
5yo this morning: Mummy just so you know if I say oh my god you can't tell me off because I'm NOT swearing, I'm just saying "oh my!" TO god
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Holy fuckkk
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Good Omens 3 news this Thursday, store opening or first teaser poster I just know
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
#GOJail (mute if you're bored of it!)

Day ??? in ???

Still not too sure where I am, or WHO am and I'm quite hungry now. I keep trying to go out for food but somebody seems to have locked my bedroom door by mistake. I'm sure they'll be along soon to sort it!
harry styles is wearing a plaid shirt and looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
Alt: harry styles is wearing a plaid shirt and looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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when they finally kiss in a slowburn
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How life feels without Aziraphale
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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If I was Aziraphale I would have stayed, I'd have gone to Alpha Centauri, I would have kicked Metatron back to Heaven; I wouldn’t have taken a promotion, I wouldn’t have waited so long. I would have given up Heaven long ago...

Yes. And you’d both be dead.
Nobody loves Crowley like Aziraphale does.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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STOP PRODDING THE GIANT SPIDERWEB! Have you people never seen a film in your lives?!
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Day 3 back in GO Jail. No release date given. No word from the hamster. I can only hope others on the outside are bravely posting angst for all of us who can't.
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Bit Spursy, that
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Would it be too stupidly extra to get a bottle of South Downs sparkling wine to drink when the finale is released? 👀
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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How it feels trying to work out if a new TV advert is AI or real
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Maybe the Good Omens news is the friends we made along the way
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS

DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT

EVERY *WEEK*

what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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babe wake up they just subpoenaed Sam Altman in front of a live audience
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
As an aside, thanks to @ninstarfish.bsky.social and @louiserabeyart.bsky.social my phone storage is now 95% whump GIFs 😂😭
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
forgot to bring a sweet treat for break time at work didn't I
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don't know how this album is suddenly thirty years old but it's still a perfect 10/10
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's five past four and the sun is setting
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I am once again asking for a flashback set in a 1980s Soho club soundtracked with Always On My Mind by Pet Shop Boys
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM