Sam
@northernrobot.bsky.social
Theatre lighting and sound by day, simping for Aziraphale by night, usually posting about being emotionally devastated by Good Omens or Arsenal FC
Damn check out this leaked image
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Damn check out this leaked image
You did, thank you, don't send me back there, I won't survive
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You did, thank you, don't send me back there, I won't survive
Please bear in mind I've served a week in the oubliette, only being hauled out to be beaten half to death by Star or drugged by Officer Rabey - don't add to my sentence I beg
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Please bear in mind I've served a week in the oubliette, only being hauled out to be beaten half to death by Star or drugged by Officer Rabey - don't add to my sentence I beg
I'm going to hate being right
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'm going to hate being right
And then may Someone help us all...
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
And then may Someone help us all...
That sounds AMAZING
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
That sounds AMAZING
Do you believe that I don't want you hurt now?
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Do you believe that I don't want you hurt now?
Sure it was. And the bat of course. Don't forget the bat.
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Sure it was. And the bat of course. Don't forget the bat.
I TOLD YOU I WAS BEING TORTURED
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I TOLD YOU I WAS BEING TORTURED
That's right, I'm safe and sound in the oubliette.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That's right, I'm safe and sound in the oubliette.
Are you actually okay? Maybe you should sit down for a while. Your horrible bat will still be there when you're feeling better
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Are you actually okay? Maybe you should sit down for a while. Your horrible bat will still be there when you're feeling better
True. You DID drug me with truth serum not 24hrs ago though
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
True. You DID drug me with truth serum not 24hrs ago though
Ask Officer Rabey if it's a joke
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ask Officer Rabey if it's a joke
Hello again! Are you gonna take these bloody cuffs off me yet or what?
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hello again! Are you gonna take these bloody cuffs off me yet or what?
I didn't escape!!!!
(....yet 😉)
(....yet 😉)
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I didn't escape!!!!
(....yet 😉)
(....yet 😉)
You're feeling better then?
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You're feeling better then?
Yes, all the beatings and being drugged with truth serum were very entertaining indeed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yes, all the beatings and being drugged with truth serum were very entertaining indeed.
#GOJail
Day 6 back in jail, day two in this bloody oubliette. All the guards seem to have gone VERY quiet - any chance of a pen and paper or a crossword puzzle book to while away the hours?
Day 6 back in jail, day two in this bloody oubliette. All the guards seem to have gone VERY quiet - any chance of a pen and paper or a crossword puzzle book to while away the hours?
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#GOJail
Day 6 back in jail, day two in this bloody oubliette. All the guards seem to have gone VERY quiet - any chance of a pen and paper or a crossword puzzle book to while away the hours?
Day 6 back in jail, day two in this bloody oubliette. All the guards seem to have gone VERY quiet - any chance of a pen and paper or a crossword puzzle book to while away the hours?