Sam
@northernrobot.bsky.social
Theatre lighting and sound by day, simping for Aziraphale by night, usually posting about being emotionally devastated by Good Omens or Arsenal FC
Please bear in mind I've served a week in the oubliette, only being hauled out to be beaten half to death by Star or drugged by Officer Rabey - don't add to my sentence I beg
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Please bear in mind I've served a week in the oubliette, only being hauled out to be beaten half to death by Star or drugged by Officer Rabey - don't add to my sentence I beg
I'm going to hate being right
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I'm going to hate being right
And then may Someone help us all...
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
And then may Someone help us all...
Do you believe that I don't want you hurt now?
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Do you believe that I don't want you hurt now?
I TOLD YOU I WAS BEING TORTURED
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I TOLD YOU I WAS BEING TORTURED
That's right, I'm safe and sound in the oubliette.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That's right, I'm safe and sound in the oubliette.
Are you actually okay? Maybe you should sit down for a while. Your horrible bat will still be there when you're feeling better
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Are you actually okay? Maybe you should sit down for a while. Your horrible bat will still be there when you're feeling better
True. You DID drug me with truth serum not 24hrs ago though
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
True. You DID drug me with truth serum not 24hrs ago though
Ask Officer Rabey if it's a joke
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ask Officer Rabey if it's a joke
Hello again! Are you gonna take these bloody cuffs off me yet or what?
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hello again! Are you gonna take these bloody cuffs off me yet or what?
I didn't escape!!!!
(....yet 😉)
(....yet 😉)
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I didn't escape!!!!
(....yet 😉)
(....yet 😉)
You're feeling better then?
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You're feeling better then?
Yes, all the beatings and being drugged with truth serum were very entertaining indeed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yes, all the beatings and being drugged with truth serum were very entertaining indeed.