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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
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We should either create a type of microwave you can put metal in or a society where it’s okay if your microwave explodes a lot
November 29, 2024 at 9:00 AM
We should either create a type of microwave you can put metal in or a society where it’s okay if your microwave explodes a lot
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Calling my lawyer from jail: I only have a minute so listen carefully. I need you to log on to my account and post "Conversations used to hit different on these" and a pic of a rotary phone
November 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Calling my lawyer from jail: I only have a minute so listen carefully. I need you to log on to my account and post "Conversations used to hit different on these" and a pic of a rotary phone
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they found the sickos guy frozen to death outside somebody’s window last night
November 29, 2024 at 2:36 AM
they found the sickos guy frozen to death outside somebody’s window last night
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Sorry I can't hang out tonight I'm busy gwinkin my gwonk.
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Sorry I can't hang out tonight I'm busy gwinkin my gwonk.
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why won’t they put a glass door on a dishwasher. why won’t they let me look in there
January 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
why won’t they put a glass door on a dishwasher. why won’t they let me look in there
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"It's certainly no 'Untouched' by the Veronicas"
- John Paul Brammer, unprompted, on "The Star-Spangled Banner"
- John Paul Brammer, unprompted, on "The Star-Spangled Banner"
November 25, 2024 at 5:29 PM
"It's certainly no 'Untouched' by the Veronicas"
- John Paul Brammer, unprompted, on "The Star-Spangled Banner"
- John Paul Brammer, unprompted, on "The Star-Spangled Banner"
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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tv doesn't have the right display ports so i can't play nintendo all-time hit super mario galaxy (2007) for the wii....
November 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
tv doesn't have the right display ports so i can't play nintendo all-time hit super mario galaxy (2007) for the wii....
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
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Are people really out here reading “think pieces?” Because you could be reading Fist of the North Star, a comic where a guy is so good at karate that he can do a punch that makes your own body walk itself backwards into Hell.
November 23, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Are people really out here reading “think pieces?” Because you could be reading Fist of the North Star, a comic where a guy is so good at karate that he can do a punch that makes your own body walk itself backwards into Hell.
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i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
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That one serf who’s too petulant
November 23, 2024 at 6:07 PM
That one serf who’s too petulant
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all the girls are girling girling
a man wearing headphones is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing headphones is looking at the camera .
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November 20, 2024 at 1:20 AM
all the girls are girling girling
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF
November 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
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As a small business owner, it is my duty to do wage theft in a manner that glorifies Christ
November 21, 2024 at 12:56 PM
As a small business owner, it is my duty to do wage theft in a manner that glorifies Christ
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Ever notice how they never have a Toyotathon for MEN? Makes you think!
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Ever notice how they never have a Toyotathon for MEN? Makes you think!
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
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For sale
One peanits
Never jorked
One peanits
Never jorked
November 17, 2024 at 12:42 PM
For sale
One peanits
Never jorked
One peanits
Never jorked
she stroggin' on my beef till i hamburger helper
November 17, 2024 at 4:16 AM
she stroggin' on my beef till i hamburger helper