Slowbro (She/Her)
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i don't use bluesky anymore
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by the way if i reply to your post it means i like what you said in some way, i wouldn't reply to someone just to (intentionally) be an asshole or start an argument. just for future reference
fuck bluesky let me make my account private
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
fuck bluesky let me make my account private
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The new pope this weekend
May 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The new pope this weekend
does anyone know of any good borzoi accounts i could follow on here?
April 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
does anyone know of any good borzoi accounts i could follow on here?
it's kinda interesting how not super long ago ocarina of time was this insanely celebrated landmark game but now it's kinda just some weird quirky old piece of junk lol (i love ocarina of time and it was not in good hands when it was still widely considered the best game of all time)
March 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
it's kinda interesting how not super long ago ocarina of time was this insanely celebrated landmark game but now it's kinda just some weird quirky old piece of junk lol (i love ocarina of time and it was not in good hands when it was still widely considered the best game of all time)
WOW i went insane a month ago, like absolutely bonkers. what the fuck was i on? i'm not about to start using bsky again bc it is horrible for my mental health but i am sorry for the bizarre meltdown i had. i'm not in a good headspace rn per se but it's not the kind that inspires that kind of thing
March 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
WOW i went insane a month ago, like absolutely bonkers. what the fuck was i on? i'm not about to start using bsky again bc it is horrible for my mental health but i am sorry for the bizarre meltdown i had. i'm not in a good headspace rn per se but it's not the kind that inspires that kind of thing
sorry i've been less active lately. just trying to avoid the constant apocalypse politics posting. not sure what to do with my life right now
February 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
sorry i've been less active lately. just trying to avoid the constant apocalypse politics posting. not sure what to do with my life right now
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Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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do i have body dysmorphia or am i just genuinely fat and ugly
February 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
do i have body dysmorphia or am i just genuinely fat and ugly
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You learn about con men and snake oil salesmen as a kid and there's so much romance there. I wanted to be one. Then you grow up and so many of them are guys like Elon Musk with the charisma of a fender bender. It's a shame.
January 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You learn about con men and snake oil salesmen as a kid and there's so much romance there. I wanted to be one. Then you grow up and so many of them are guys like Elon Musk with the charisma of a fender bender. It's a shame.
it's so sad, i feel like people can't just be gay in peace anymore
January 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it's so sad, i feel like people can't just be gay in peace anymore
hopefully someday someone smart will be alive to make sense of all of this
January 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hopefully someday someone smart will be alive to make sense of all of this
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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
there are a lot of annoying things about fromsoft fans but as someone who's beaten the full dark souls trilogy plus elden ring (ds1 more than 3 times, ds3 twice) i maintain that if you see anyone who claims the games "aren't actually hard" you have full permission to shove them in a locker
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
there are a lot of annoying things about fromsoft fans but as someone who's beaten the full dark souls trilogy plus elden ring (ds1 more than 3 times, ds3 twice) i maintain that if you see anyone who claims the games "aren't actually hard" you have full permission to shove them in a locker
i'm just gonna sleep. sleep is the only thing that feels right anymore
January 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i'm just gonna sleep. sleep is the only thing that feels right anymore
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
January 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
by the way if i reply to your post it means i like what you said in some way, i wouldn't reply to someone just to (intentionally) be an asshole or start an argument. just for future reference
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
by the way if i reply to your post it means i like what you said in some way, i wouldn't reply to someone just to (intentionally) be an asshole or start an argument. just for future reference
sorry for the retweets i just found the disco elysium quotes account. i need to play that game right now.
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
sorry for the retweets i just found the disco elysium quotes account. i need to play that game right now.
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And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
January 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
i think about this one so often. pretty much every time i try to quit any bad habit
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
January 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
i think about this one so often. pretty much every time i try to quit any bad habit
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Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.
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That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
January 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
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I think that nutritional labels should include a
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
January 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think that nutritional labels should include a
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
"What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
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Anor Londo was an incredible moment in Dark Souls. It was like going to the mall.
January 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Anor Londo was an incredible moment in Dark Souls. It was like going to the mall.
this is like one of the best images of all time
January 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this is like one of the best images of all time
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movie about a guy who gets kidnapped and knocked out and when he wakes up he's at home and everything is normal except he has three balls
January 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
movie about a guy who gets kidnapped and knocked out and when he wakes up he's at home and everything is normal except he has three balls