Slorppp 🍉
@slorppp.bsky.social
34 💥 lesbian 💥 pilot
Working on MEL
Working on MEL
Pinned
Slorppp 🍉
@slorppp.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Just joined up! I'm a pilot in training, hoping to fly for the airlines in a couple years. Mostly here to look at people's cool art.
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
nice try cauliflower rice. you ain’t foolin no one bitch
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
nice try cauliflower rice. you ain’t foolin no one bitch
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...
September 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
All I know is that I better fucking get my usual 30 dolls for Christmas
May 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
All I know is that I better fucking get my usual 30 dolls for Christmas
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
I used to hold a different opinion, but the left haven’t failed young men, it’s just that the right is a space that doesn’t challenge them. Emotionally stunted, misery addicted young men don’t like being challenged. You can’t reach out to people who don’t want to be reached.
May 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I used to hold a different opinion, but the left haven’t failed young men, it’s just that the right is a space that doesn’t challenge them. Emotionally stunted, misery addicted young men don’t like being challenged. You can’t reach out to people who don’t want to be reached.
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.
May 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
And you thought the left was censorious. How about actual censoring?
I was just told that I have to remove “climate” from the title of an ongoing grant if I want to keep it. And publications from that grant cannot include “climate” and other forbidden words. I can’t believe I’m writing this from the United States of America. #AcademicSky
Just received an email saying that it's not advisable to include the following words in future applications for research funding to the US DOT. Here we are.
May 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
And you thought the left was censorious. How about actual censoring?
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
why didn't anyone help Pigpen from Peanuts clearly there was something wrong at home
May 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
why didn't anyone help Pigpen from Peanuts clearly there was something wrong at home
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
The reason billionaires like McMahon are obsessed with student debt is that creating financial precarity makes people more stressed about losing their job. If you’re worried about your job you’re less likely to quit and find work elsewhere. You’re less likely to ask for a raise. It’s pure class war.
McMahon: "The plan is very simple. We have announced that beginning May 5, you must start to repay your loan. This is not to in any way to try to cause hardship. There are several different payment plans ... but they need to get on it. Because there isn't going to be any loan forgiveness program."
April 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The reason billionaires like McMahon are obsessed with student debt is that creating financial precarity makes people more stressed about losing their job. If you’re worried about your job you’re less likely to quit and find work elsewhere. You’re less likely to ask for a raise. It’s pure class war.
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
this hoppy motherfucker better not lay a paw on my eggs tonight. those cost $7,000
April 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
this hoppy motherfucker better not lay a paw on my eggs tonight. those cost $7,000
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
automation is famously supposed to be for tasks that are “dirty, dull, or dangerous”
but current generative ai products automate stuff that is “careful, crafted, or curated” so i think that’s why they leave such an awful aftertaste for most of us
but current generative ai products automate stuff that is “careful, crafted, or curated” so i think that’s why they leave such an awful aftertaste for most of us
April 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
automation is famously supposed to be for tasks that are “dirty, dull, or dangerous”
but current generative ai products automate stuff that is “careful, crafted, or curated” so i think that’s why they leave such an awful aftertaste for most of us
but current generative ai products automate stuff that is “careful, crafted, or curated” so i think that’s why they leave such an awful aftertaste for most of us
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
fun fact their account was private for days after this for some reason
April 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
fun fact their account was private for days after this for some reason
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
I'm thinking about how tonight was probably the first time Kilmar Abrego Garcia learned that millions of people care about him - the first time he learned that the United States Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring him home. I'm thinking what it must mean for him to know, right now, that he isn't alone.
April 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm thinking about how tonight was probably the first time Kilmar Abrego Garcia learned that millions of people care about him - the first time he learned that the United States Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring him home. I'm thinking what it must mean for him to know, right now, that he isn't alone.
my multi checkride is next week and I do not feel ready for it, kinda freaking out about the flight. also flying the seminole makes me feel so weak 😆 #checkride #COMAMEL
April 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my multi checkride is next week and I do not feel ready for it, kinda freaking out about the flight. also flying the seminole makes me feel so weak 😆 #checkride #COMAMEL
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
There is nothing comforting about “I’m just as scared as you” coming from the legislative branch that’s supposed to keep checks and balances on the executive. While she thought it was relatable, it is actually mortifying.
April 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
There is nothing comforting about “I’m just as scared as you” coming from the legislative branch that’s supposed to keep checks and balances on the executive. While she thought it was relatable, it is actually mortifying.
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
big rock candy mountain is almost the perfect song but they should've had something in there about now nobody there gets hemorrhoids
April 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
big rock candy mountain is almost the perfect song but they should've had something in there about now nobody there gets hemorrhoids
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
The Wizened Twink is my new american british-styled pub bistro
Does anyone else think young men should become very old? Wrinkle up these twinks I keep seeing. Shrivel and wither these lads to wizened stumps. Thanks.
April 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Wizened Twink is my new american british-styled pub bistro
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
April 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
Reposted by Slorppp 🍉
ⓢⓝⓐⓚⓔⓢⓚⓘⓝ ⓦⓡⓐⓝⓖⓛⓔⓡ// 013 (2025 🎊🐍)
January 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
ⓢⓝⓐⓚⓔⓢⓚⓘⓝ ⓦⓡⓐⓝⓖⓛⓔⓡ// 013 (2025 🎊🐍)